springer 1498 4 Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Thought I'd try and get permission to shoot on the land opposite my normal round .so dressed up smart ,and. Drove over.got there and spoke to a bloke who said "I'll go and get Trevor " .so of he trots .2mins later this "Trevor "comes storming out waving a shovel like an axe .shouting" get the f€ck of my land ".I've only been scared twice in my life and that was one of Them .don't no what his problem is,but I wasn't hanging around to find out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moonlighter 1,165 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 WTF!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 'Trevor' probably had a bad experience in his youth, with a smart dressed man! . By the way, what happened the other time you were scared?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Thought you was going to say "I'll go and get the gimp" . sound like proper Hill billy's, texas chainsaw stuff .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 be a piss take lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,960 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Ha, the number of times people say "the worst that can happen is they say no" on knocking doors for permission......... Bollocks, the worst that can happen is ya get ya head caved in by a raving farmer! Just poach, it sounds healthier round your way!!! haha. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,699 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 I know of a farmer who beat a rival farmers cow to the point it had to be pts cause its back was broken after it strayed on his land, farmers are an odd breed (i know, im married into a farming family) It was probably a big misunderstanding, likely the fella was told your were someone else for a windup by the fella you were talking to? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 always take a donk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 didn't help that you started windmilling in his front garden! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 I know of a farmer who beat a rival farmers cow to the point it had to be pts cause its back was broken after it strayed on his land, farmers are an odd breed (i know, im married into a farming family) It was probably a big misunderstanding, likely the fella was told your were someone else for a windup by the fella you were talking to? It probably went along the lines: Trevor, I've just seen a bloke shagging one of the cows, and now he wants to see you!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Thought I'd try and get permission to shoot on the land opposite my normal round .so dressed up smart ,and. Drove over.got there and spoke to a bloke who said "I'll go and get Trevor " .so of he trots .2mins later this "Trevor "comes storming out waving a shovel like an axe .shouting" get the f€ck of my land ".I've only been scared twice in my life and that was one of Them .don't no what his problem is,but I wasn't hanging around to find out when you say you dressed up smart , you didn't have a nice pleated skirt and frilly blouse on did you? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 They probably pissed themselves laughing after you left! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 ...or maybe you're Asian and you knocked on Scots door by mistake? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale666 1,620 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Brilliant :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,843 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 He was probably an anti. Not all farmers want stuff killing. I remember hounds running through some land years ago, and as a tractor made it's way over to us, our huntsman, all confident says, "I'll just apologise and we'll be on our way". Feck me, the tractor slid to a halt, narrowly missing us, then the farmer went purple with rage as he balled at us to "get orf my land"! He was an anti alright and told us there were no foxes on his land anyway. Just then, several hounds brought a fox across the field behind him and we were away again! I did phone next day to apologise but was told we were not welcome again. Thought I heard a banjo sound coming from the farm house.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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