hugo1 31 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 feck me it like some shit online dating site Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hugo1 31 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 i am a 49 year old pre op,that has money and i am willing to pay for sex £5 for strip tease £10 for a blow job £20 for bum sex can do package deal not supplied with lube Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 i am a 49 year old pre op,that has money and i am willing to pay for sex £5 for strip tease £10 for a blow job £20 for bum sex can do package deal not supplied with lube do you do scat? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 i am a 49 year old pre op,that has money and i am willing to pay for sex 49 my baldy shiney scottish arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hugo1 31 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 i am a 49 year old pre op,that has money and i am willing to pay for sex £5 for strip tease £10 for a blow job £20 for bum sex can do package deal not supplied with lube do you do scat? ow sorry £35 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
top hat 127 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 im 27, married to a shortarse who i love to bits, i have poor communication skills and whilst i try to be nice im a grumpy morbid motherfucker although if i like ya id go out of my way to do you a turn. i love my husband my dad and my dogs, my mates are an odd bunch they are mostly horse dealers. who cares....how big are your norks? ye shut up bitch and get em out for the lads lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
weasle 1,119 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 (edited) Spare a thought for this stupid c**t who nailed him self to the floor HE then had to wait 4 hours for his misses to come home. Edited March 21, 2012 by weasle 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 im a 19 year old apprentice whose over worked, under paid with no fixed abode and isnt even allowed a fecking lurcher. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 im 27, married to a shortarse who i love to bits, i have poor communication skills and whilst i try to be nice im a grumpy morbid motherfucker although if i like ya id go out of my way to do you a turn. i love my husband my dad and my dogs, my mates are an odd bunch they are mostly horse dealers. who cares....how big are your norks? ye shut up bitch and get em out for the lads lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 Just approaching 40, 3 kids, 5 year old twin boys and a 2 year old boy, plus a fine wife, good dogs, good ferrets, good life. feeling happy about my lot, and looking forward to a good summer. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dixiebop 125 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 I know a JIMMY fella ,that thinks I'm CONDESENDING.. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 i'm 4. Fantastic wife. No kids, not 'cos we can't, just that we cant stand 'em. After 20 years doing a job that paid very well, but one that I hated, I have pulled the plug on it all and gone into semi retirement. I took me 20 years to discover I was born to do a job that entails a wash after work, not before you leave for work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 i'm 4. Fantastic wife. No kids, not 'cos we can't, just that we cant stand 'em. After 20 years doing a job that paid very well, but one that I hated, I have pulled the plug on it all and gone into semi retirement. I took me 20 years to discover I was born to do a job that entails a wash after work, not before you leave for work. all that at 4? you work fast mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 i'm 4. Fantastic wife. No kids, not 'cos we can't, just that we cant stand 'em. After 20 years doing a job that paid very well, but one that I hated, I have pulled the plug on it all and gone into semi retirement. I took me 20 years to discover I was born to do a job that entails a wash after work, not before you leave for work. all that at 4? you work fast mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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