rob190364 2,593 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 not christmas but for my b irthday 2 years ago my auntie and uncle got me an ironing board.....I kid you not! Trying to tell you something ya scruffy c**t!!.... fair enough.....she could have got me a f'ckin iron though! what am I supposed to do with an ironing board but no iron?? go surfing????? ffs do you want your auntie to buy the f*****g iron tae ya tight c**t.... Bet you'd like her to do the bloody ironing as well???... Lol well, it's her choice.....bit of ironing....or a scruffy nephew. I'm not arsed either way! as long as she doesn't scorch the transfer on my mr tickle T shirt that is, then I'll kick her ass! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bringthepain 39 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 A fly a way football when I was about 10 took in the garden and the dog popped it straight away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 For my 21st my dad got me a wooden carving of a goldfish! Got a lottery ticket a couple of years ago. Sat watching the lottery with my dad. All my numbers came in, I was jumping round the house, bouncing off the Couch with joy! Until he took the DVD of last weeks numbers out! B@STARD!! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 For my 21st my dad got me a wooden carving of a goldfish! Got a lottery ticket a couple of years ago. Sat watching the lottery with my dad. All my numbers came in, I was jumping round the house, bouncing off the Couch with joy! Until he took the DVD of last weeks numbers out! B@STARD!! didn't a couple get divorced after a similar prank? I'm sure I read that somewhere! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 For my 21st my dad got me a wooden carving of a goldfish! Got a lottery ticket a couple of years ago. Sat watching the lottery with my dad. All my numbers came in, I was jumping round the house, bouncing off the Couch with joy! Until he took the DVD of last weeks numbers out! B@STARD!! I can just picture when you were born, and your Mum proudly showing you off to your Dad, and after a short silence, him remarking................... Well it's ok, but I'd rather of had a Goldfish 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevin from bristol 95 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 when i was twelve i got a katty and a bag of wheel nuts wasnt inpressed wanted a motorbike but there you go Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 my hubby got a westlife dvd one year i got a shite wok and nasty looking candlesticks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 when i was twelve i got a katty and a bag of wheel nuts wasnt inpressed wanted a motorbike but there you go thats a great present, i would have loved that as a kid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 got an electric bed heater for my birthday once, it was nice in the cold but not very exciting when you just turned 15 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 24,220 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I remember one year being asked what I wanted for christmas,I said I wanted a genuine shrunken head,instead I got a Bukaroo,it was a sort of horse game that flung shovels and stuff off its sadly when overloaded,and a horrible coloured one size too small nylon polo-neck jumper that accentuated my adolescent skinny-frame. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I remember one year being asked what I wanted for christmas,I said I wanted a genuine shrunken head,instead I got a Bukaroo,it was a sort of horse game that flung shovels and stuff off its sadly when overloaded,and a horrible coloured one size too small nylon polo-neck jumper that accentuated my adolescent skinny-frame. I got a bukaroo one year, and I quite liked it, but to be honest I think I'd have been more impressed with a shrunken head too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I remember one year being asked what I wanted for christmas,I said I wanted a genuine shrunken head,instead I got a Bukaroo,it was a sort of horse game that flung shovels and stuff off its sadly when overloaded,and a horrible coloured one size too small nylon polo-neck jumper that accentuated my adolescent skinny-frame. i had buckaroo.the advert was an old gold miner,loading up his donkey lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I remember one year being asked what I wanted for christmas,I said I wanted a genuine shrunken head,instead I got a Bukaroo,it was a sort of horse game that flung shovels and stuff off its sadly when overloaded,and a horrible coloured one size too small nylon polo-neck jumper that accentuated my adolescent skinny-frame. i had buckaroo.the advert was an old gold miner,loading up his donkey lol We're really showing our age now! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I remember one year being asked what I wanted for christmas,I said I wanted a genuine shrunken head,instead I got a Bukaroo,it was a sort of horse game that flung shovels and stuff off its sadly when overloaded,and a horrible coloured one size too small nylon polo-neck jumper that accentuated my adolescent skinny-frame. i had buckaroo.the advert was an old gold miner,loading up his donkey lol We're really showing our age now! lol stretch armstron was another one lol oh and kerplunk haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 A David Bowie c.d. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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