Moll. 1,793 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 A woman goes to the Doctor, with bruises on her face. The Doctor asks: "What happened?" The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he slaps me around." The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is asleep." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the water do that?" The Doctor says: "The water does f##k all…it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...." :laugh: 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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dymented 2,220 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 hahaha thats a corker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 LOL You've had me laughing tonight you have Moll Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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secretagentmole 1,701 Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Another one about miracle water... An Englishman who was blind, a Welshman who was deaf and an Irishman who was a paraplegic save up to go to the shrine at Lourdes. The Englishman runs through the water and splashes it on his face, "I can see!!!" he cries, falling to his knees with the miracle. The Welshman runs in as well and splashes his head with the water, "I can hear!" He cries, launching into a verse of Cwm Rhondda", the Irishman wheels himself through the water, when he gets to the other side, he finds he has a new set of Michelin's on his wheelchair! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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