WILF 51,167 Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 do you reckon in this vast world we live in,that there are a tribe or group who have managed to live a life away from civilisation.. Yep there is...............folk from Somerset!! lol awaits the abuse wilfs gonna get.i heard they had webbed feet down that way Also true.........each of their 3 toes is webbed! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxfan 479 Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 do you reckon in this vast world we live in,that there are a tribe or group who have managed to live a life away from civilisation.. Yep there is...............folk from Somerset!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,217 Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Yes i do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,217 Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 There is always the issue though that as soon as some one gets a whiff of them, some daft c**t these days wants to make a fecking t.v documentary on them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 I think some things are best left undiscovered. These people have lived as they have, probably happily for feck knows how long then the relentless arm of modern civilisation comes along and burst their bubble. It's a real shame, IMO. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PLEDGEY 496 Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 do you reckon in this vast world we live in,that there are a tribe or group who have managed to live a life away from civilisation.. Yep there is...............folk from Somerset!! ...or to be more precise Bridgwater.People from Bridgy can count to 24 if they use their feet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Ah think there is a tribe around Coatbridge, that still eat their bairns,, and have no contact with civilised society!!,, on step away from the tree really ATB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 There's a tribe in a place called Larkhall. They are distinguishable by their 6 webbed toes on each foot. They all appear to have a limp or walk like they have a stone in their shoe. During their mating season they dress in bright Orange to attract their mates. This is a very dangerous time and they should not be approached as they are high on marching juice which they drink from a green bottle. The juice is made by holy men and it is said that they cannot become men until they have drank at least 5 bottles to render them unconscious. This is the only way they can mate as the female has to approach with caution and lift their huge sagging belly. The females are hard to distinguish from the males and this sometimes leads to confusion. Sex lasts about 30 seconds and is a dangerous time for the female who can be crushed if the male rolls over. The offspring are easily recognised and wear a distinct blue shirt which symbolises them belonging to the tribe. There is a distinct mating call which is usually heard around July. It starts as a chant and sounds like Hallo Hallo which is chanted till the male becomes excited and ends with We arra people and a charge toward any perceived threat. This tribe should not be approached during the mating season and are said to be one of the few tribes who still eat human flesh. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 There's a tribe in a place called Larkhall. They are distinguishable by their 6 webbed toes on each foot. They all appear to have a limp or walk like they have a stone in their shoe. During their mating season they dress in bright Orange to attract their mates. This is a very dangerous time and they should not be approached as they are high on marching juice which they drink from a green bottle. The juice is made by holy men and it is said that they cannot become men until they have drank at least 5 bottles to render them unconscious. This is the only way they can mate as the female has to approach with caution and lift their huge sagging belly. The females are hard to distinguish from the males and this sometimes leads to confusion. Sex lasts about 30 seconds and is a dangerous time for the female who can be crushed if the male rolls over. The offspring are easily recognised and wear a distinct blue shirt which symbolises them belonging to the tribe. There is a distinct mating call which is usually heard around July. It starts as a chant and sounds like Hallo Hallo which is chanted till the male becomes excited and ends with We arra people and a charge toward any perceived threat. This tribe should not be approached during the mating season and are said to be one of the few tribes who still eat human flesh. ......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 i wont respond to that undi,i know how touchy you fenians can be lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Undisputed, I can confirm some of this behaviour.....as I was born in that village and lived there for 19 years before I managed to escape one night under darkness...... However I would say, you may be brave enough to slag off the Larky men, but would you do it face to face? They are a wild wild bunch! I think they would welcome you with open arms!!! Not a nice place folks, stay away!!! In fact most of "Buckfast Triangle" is a deadly zone......Airdrie, Hamilton, Larkhall, Motherwell, Coatbridge, Carfin, Newmains, the list is endless! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Undisputed, I can confirm some of this behaviour.....as I was born in that village and lived there for 19 years before I managed to escape one night under darkness...... However I would say, you may be brave enough to slag off the Larky men, but would you do it face to face? They are a wild wild bunch! I think they would welcome you with open arms!!! Not a nice place folks, stay away!!! In fact most of "Buckfast Triangle" is a deadly zone......Airdrie, Hamilton, Larkhall, Motherwell, Coatbridge, Carfin, Newmains, the list is endless! good protestant strongholds lol well apart from carfin maybe,ive seen the grotto Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Its a cracker isnt it......you got to laugh at that bunch.....cant afford to go to the real one, so build one in Lanarkshire!! Its all a fekkin joke! In the words of Father Dougall Maguire, "sure you're not meant to take it seriously" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Its a cracker isnt it......you got to laugh at that bunch.....cant afford to go to the real one, so build one in Lanarkshire!! Its all a fekkin joke! In the words of Father Dougall Maguire, "sure you're not meant to take it seriously" lol they had a no bad wee flapping track there at one time though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I think there were flappers at all these places, my grandad had a kennel and used to frequent them......think Wishy was quite a big one..... The old boy was up to all sorts, used to dye the dogs with boot polish and tea to lower the odds on the good ones he had... My uncles and my da used to fight over who got to feed the dogs, they would then eat the dogs food with them! The dogs got fed better than the weans cos they brought money into the hoose....times wiz hard!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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