Rake aboot 4,929 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 If the cats freindly enough, just lift it,, drive it 15 miles away then release it somewhere populated,, or take it to a rescue outside yer area,, job done, no harm. ATB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 orrrr, call the cat over in a friendly way, take it inside, get your electric razor and shave a big cock on the side of it, the neighbour will be so embarrassed she'll keep it in for weeks until it's fur grows back....just keep doing it every time she lets it out, problem solved And you suggested I don't log on after an few hours on the lash Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 worryingly I'd only had 2 cans....I wasn't as bad as you! at least I didn't start getting poetic! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 GRAB HOLD OF THE SCRAWNY LITTLE FUCCKER & BUM THE ARSEHOLE OUT OF IT & IF THE POLICE ASK ANY QUESTIONS JUST SAY ''EARTH DONE IT'' :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: PROBLEM SOLVED pussys, pussy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 how would i stand if one of my dogs killed my neighboures cat in my garden?? what it is 2 weeks ago i had a do with the bitch and told her some home trues last f*****g week had the rspca at my f*****g door about my dogs,anyway thay said my dogs are in good nick now her f*****g cat is in my garden all the time:thumbdown: my dog in kennel his going nuts so i have to go in the garden now before i let my saluki out.but if this cat keeps coming in it will die and then more f*****g shit the only thing his this cat only started coming in since all this shit kick off. poison the smelly c**t use anitfreeze mate that will sort them right out chuck some whiskers cat food into your neighboures garden soaked in anitfreeze best way i hate the c**ts if that doesnt work get a good bull cross ill lend you 1 for a week then you can get rid of all of them in your local area,you wont find any round my neck of the woods there were always trying to get at my rollers not long moved to where i am.. funny you should mention antifreeze as a few around here died of that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,953 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 jesus some of the answers on here dogs killing a cat is one thing,,,, but going out your way to be purposfully cruel to the animal is discusting . by all means trap it and take to a rescue, or if the problem is the shit they do,,, then collect it up and throw it over,,,,, or better still take your dog on there garden first thing in the morning 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toby1066 413 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 discreet cat trap somewhere in your garden where they cant see it, problem solved no more cat! much better than a messy affair they might see if the dogs get at it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danw 1,748 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 classic! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 jesus some of the answers on here dogs killing a cat is one thing,,,, but going out your way to be purposfully cruel to the animal is discusting . by all means trap it and take to a rescue, or if the problem is the shit they do,,, then collect it up and throw it over,,,,, or better still take your dog on there garden first thing in the morning you are correct, although im not a fan of them we must remember they are someones pet,possibly a childs! ive a friend that cant obide dogs! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
turtlehead 7 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 can get these sonic cat scarers now about £17 from the hardware.don't know if they are any good or not.just an idea. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 cats run away all the time mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Thought i was DISTURBED But FUCCK ME IM IN STICHES HERE Christ almighty! You know a thread's hit rock bottom when Topnotch comes out with something like that.. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Having owned cats for donkeys years until i had my greyhounds I know there far from stupid, if the dogs are loose in the garden its highly unlikely this cat will venture into your garden , if the cats only putting in an appearance while it knows your dogs in its run them let the dogs bark & when she starts to complain about the barking tell her the reason they bark , even video it & show her To be honest i would be more worried about your dogs getting injured by a cornered cat , because there vicious & I have seem a few dogs left with some pretty nasty eyes injurys from a very pissed off cat's , your dogs your shout Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northantscourser 118 Posted May 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Having owned cats for donkeys years until i had my greyhounds I know there far from stupid, if the dogs are loose in the garden its highly unlikely this cat will venture into your garden , if the cats only putting in an appearance while it knows your dogs in its run them let the dogs bark & when she starts to complain about the barking tell her the reason they bark , even video it & show her To be honest i would be more worried about your dogs getting injured by a cornered cat , because there vicious & I have seem a few dogs left with some pretty nasty eyes injurys from a very pissed off cat's , your dogs your shout yer cheers for that kay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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