artic 595 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Thank you for your invites. Ok, the five people who I would like to sit at my big round table and have a feast are as follows. (Some have already) Numero uno: Yes petal it's you....the one and only BAWLOCKS. This chap will have you in stiches all night!, he can tell a tale or two. Number Two: Yes, come on down Johnnyboy! This chap knows his music to a T. (Not better than me though ) I can see us talking all night and jamming with a few instruments whilst Baw swings on the pole in his brown Y Fronts. :sick: Number three: Just to rip the piss out if him, yes the tight arse Lab. He will add some spark to the evening, just hope he doesn't bore us with more tales of rearing and charging f**k loads of money for each pheasant poult if he does then Ryno will sort him Yes BullxRyno, your my doorman to the palace for the night! Number four, yes the male hoar Stabba I just hope he doesn't bring his Elvis with him Good laugh, knows how to polish a boot or two, can take as much as he gives Number Five: The superb Ginger bearded chocolate patterdale owner Hedzzzzzzzzz Sorry patterdales Good chap, knows the country ways. Good to be around, espeacially when you fall in 6ft ditches, and doesn't help you out and laughs his head off........... Paulis and Simoman are my plate washers. They do a superb job, and their hands are so soft and gentle too. I would invite Mr Dan Edwards, but when he told me he has a cousin in Staines I changed my mind....quickly! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 EH why no mods Already had dinner with some fantastic people off the site but my 5 would be Rolfe as he is so helpful and would love to put a face to the big bad mod dan the man as he is the only real man in the chatroom who tells it like it is sean because he has promised me a bun hedz because i want one of his terriers JT because because i want to see in real life the photos he takes oh and artic so i can show him a proper big hen egg oh bugger thats 6 Sorry tracey, only said no mods cause all the brown noses would pick darcy and co in every post. Mods are allowed as folk have already posted them, didn't mean to offend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,725 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Thank you for your invites. Ok, the five people who I would like to sit at my big round table and have a feast are as follows. (Some have already) Numero uno: Yes petal it's you....the one and only BAWLOCKS. This chap will have you in stiches all night!, he can tell a tale or two. Number Two: Yes, come on down Johnnyboy! This chap knows his music to a T. (Not better than me though ) I can see us talking all night and jamming with a few instruments whilst Baw swings on the pole in his brown Y Fronts. :sick: Number three: Just to rip the piss out if him, yes the tight arse Lab. He will add some spark to the evening, just hope he doesn't bore us with more tales of rearing and charging f**k loads of money for each pheasant poult if he does then Ryno will sort him Yes BullxRyno, your my doorman to the palace for the night! Number four, yes the male hoar Stabba I just hope he doesn't bring his Elvis with him Good laugh, knows how to polish a boot or two, can take as much as he gives Number Five: The superb Ginger bearded chocolate patterdale owner Hedzzzzzzzzz Sorry patterdales Good chap, knows the country ways. Good to be around, espeacially when you fall in 6ft ditches, and doesn't help you out and laughs his head off........... Paulis and Simoman are my plate washers. They do a superb job, and their hands are so soft and gentle too. Thank you mate but can I have a ride on the Grifter? Please Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Thank you for your invites. Ok, the five people who I would like to sit at my big round table and have a feast are as follows. (Some have already) Numero uno: Yes petal it's you....the one and only BAWLOCKS. This chap will have you in stiches all night!, he can tell a tale or two. Number Two: Yes, come on down Johnnyboy! This chap knows his music to a T. (Not better than me though ) I can see us talking all night and jamming with a few instruments whilst Baw swings on the pole in his brown Y Fronts. :sick: Number three: Just to rip the piss out if him, yes the tight arse Lab. He will add some spark to the evening, just hope he doesn't bore us with more tales of rearing and charging f**k loads of money for each pheasant poult if he does then Ryno will sort him Yes BullxRyno, your my doorman to the palace for the night! Number four, yes the male hoar Stabba I just hope he doesn't bring his Elvis with him Good laugh, knows how to polish a boot or two, can take as much as he gives Number Five: The superb Ginger bearded chocolate patterdale owner Hedzzzzzzzzz Sorry patterdales Good chap, knows the country ways. Good to be around, espeacially when you fall in 6ft ditches, and doesn't help you out and laughs his head off........... Paulis and Simoman are my plate washers. They do a superb job, and their hands are so soft and gentle too. Number one number one number one, whos number one..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Well here goes...... Night on the piss.....1.Judge(Gay) 2.Tb (Gayer) 3.Bogger(Off the scale homo) 4.Poo (in the closet Gay) 5.Topnotch(filth f*****g gay)..........now with this 5 i could see a cracking evening....... Fine dining evening....1.Baw(had to be the main man really) 2.Scothunter (token hun) 3.Earth (had to be here somewhere) 4.Malt(Welshman who really wants to be scottish) 5.FTB(straight talker) Intelligent learning stuff evening....1.Danw (keepering banter) 2.Ideation (like his views in life) 3.Catcher (TIM) 4.Artic (Mr Sensible) 5.Jt750(old fecker who must know lots) To be fair i could be here all night changing that......Bigdog, JohnnyBoy, Stewie, Stabba, Dotty,Simo,Hedz,RFYL, Dan and a host of others........maybe 1 day we will meet and have the banter..............to be fair as long as Strong stuff wasn't there then i wouldnt give a f**k.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner123 103 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 ShitStuff and four of his mates , might take him a while to round up four mates mind. Now that, would be a laugh. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Well here goes...... Night on the piss.....1.Judge(Gay) 2.Tb (Gayer) 3.Bogger(Off the scale homo) 4.Poo (in the closet Gay) 5.Topnotch(filth f*****g gay)..........now with this 5 i could see a cracking evening....... Fine dining evening....1.Baw(had to be the main man really) 2.Scothunter (token hun) 3.Earth (had to be here somewhere) 4.Malt(Welshman who really wants to be scottish) 5.FTB(straight talker) Intelligent learning stuff evening....1.Danw (keepering banter) 2.Ideation (like his views in life) 3.Catcher (TIM) 4.Artic (Mr Sensible) 5.Jt750(old fecker who must know lots) To be fair i could be here all night changing that......Bigdog, JohnnyBoy, Stewie, Stabba, Dotty,Simo,Hedz,RFYL, Dan and a host of others........maybe 1 day we will meet and have the banter..............to be fair as long as Strong stuff wasn't there then i wouldnt give a f**k.... Hey bollocks id gate crash the Intelligent evening Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Well here goes...... Night on the piss.....1.Judge(Gay) 2.Tb (Gayer) 3.Bogger(Off the scale homo) 4.Poo (in the closet Gay) 5.Topnotch(filth f*****g gay)..........now with this 5 i could see a cracking evening....... Fine dining evening....1.Baw(had to be the main man really) 2.Scothunter (token hun) 3.Earth (had to be here somewhere) 4.Malt(Welshman who really wants to be scottish) 5.FTB(straight talker) Intelligent learning stuff evening....1.Danw (keepering banter) 2.Ideation (like his views in life) 3.Catcher (TIM) 4.Artic (Mr Sensible) 5.Jt750(old fecker who must know lots) To be fair i could be here all night changing that......Bigdog, JohnnyBoy, Stewie, Stabba, Dotty,Simo,Hedz,RFYL, Dan and a host of others........maybe 1 day we will meet and have the banter..............to be fair as long as Strong stuff wasn't there then i wouldnt give a f**k.... Hey bollocks id gate crash the Intelligent evening Sorry buddy.....sitting racking my brains here and i had a funny feeling somebody was seriously missing........thats it your in the piss up evening........you would be first if it was a 'mentally unstable' evening though mate.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 well baw im honored to be on your list my friend thankyou very much if i was to choose 5 off here then it would be 5 people ive never actually met in the the flesh so all that i have please dont take offence so mine would be 1 baw how could it not be 2 all-terrain this man is sound as f**k and think i could learn alot from him 3 lab-tastic if you ignore the fat labs he comes across as a good guy 4 rocky1 think me and him would have alot in common in the real world 5 bullterrier always been good to me even tho he supports a shit team 6 craigyboy as above 7 malt also as above 8 mickmck fellow scrap man!!! i know thats 8 but i like breaking the rules 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 (edited) Well here goes...... Night on the piss.....1.Judge(Gay) 2.Tb (Gayer) 3.Bogger(Off the scale homo) 4.Poo (in the closet Gay) 5.Topnotch(filth f*****g gay)..........now with this 5 i could see a cracking evening....... Fine dining evening....1.Baw(had to be the main man really) 2.Scothunter (token hun) 3.Earth (had to be here somewhere) 4.Malt(Welshman who really wants to be scottish) 5.FTB(straight talker) Intelligent learning stuff evening....1.Danw (keepering banter) 2.Ideation (like his views in life) 3.Catcher (TIM) 4.Artic (Mr Sensible) 5.Jt750(old fecker who must know lots) To be fair i could be here all night changing that......Bigdog, JohnnyBoy, Stewie, Stabba, Dotty,Simo,Hedz,RFYL, Dan and a host of others........maybe 1 day we will meet and have the banter..............to be fair as long as Strong stuff wasn't there then i wouldnt give a f**k.... Hey bollocks id gate crash the Intelligent evening Sorry buddy.....sitting racking my brains here and i had a funny feeling somebody was seriously missing........thats it your in the piss up evening........you would be first if it was a 'mentally unstable' evening though mate.... Add a 'mentally unstable' evening and i'll be number 1 earth 2 topnotch 3 only 2 more to find edited to say my carer will have to be number 4 only 1 to find Edited May 10, 2011 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheeseboard 2 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 heres my list 1 baw 2 andy super dogs 3 bob super dogs 4 mark brick1 5 joe ox Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Well here goes...... Night on the piss.....1.Judge(Gay) 2.Tb (Gayer) 3.Bogger(Off the scale homo) 4.Poo (in the closet Gay) 5.Topnotch(filth f*****g gay)..........now with this 5 i could see a cracking evening....... Fine dining evening....1.Baw(had to be the main man really) 2.Scothunter (token hun) 3.Earth (had to be here somewhere) 4.Malt(Welshman who really wants to be scottish) 5.FTB(straight talker) Intelligent learning stuff evening....1.Danw (keepering banter) 2.Ideation (like his views in life) 3.Catcher (TIM) 4.Artic (Mr Sensible) 5.Jt750(old fecker who must know lots) To be fair i could be here all night changing that......Bigdog, JohnnyBoy, Stewie, Stabba, Dotty,Simo,Hedz,RFYL, Dan and a host of others........maybe 1 day we will meet and have the banter..............to be fair as long as Strong stuff wasn't there then i wouldnt give a f**k.... Hey bollocks id gate crash the Intelligent evening Sorry buddy.....sitting racking my brains here and i had a funny feeling somebody was seriously missing........thats it your in the piss up evening........you would be first if it was a 'mentally unstable' evening though mate.... Add a 'mentally unstable' evening and i'll be number 1 earth 2 topnotch 3 only 2 more to find edited to say my carer will have to be number 4 only 1 to find Well i wasn't adding mates i've met but Tramp1 would have to be on that night.......hes no even brainy enough to be unstable... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dennned 172 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 EH why no mods Already had dinner with some fantastic people off the site but my 5 would be Rolfe as he is so helpful and would love to put a face to the big bad mod dan the man as he is the only real man in the chatroom who tells it like it is sean because he has promised me a bun hedz because i want one of his terriers JT because because i want to see in real life the photos he takes oh and artic so i can show him a proper big hen egg oh bugger thats 6 hey you , what about me an lass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tramp1 4 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Well here goes...... Night on the piss.....1.Judge(Gay) 2.Tb (Gayer) 3.Bogger(Off the scale homo) 4.Poo (in the closet Gay) 5.Topnotch(filth f*****g gay)..........now with this 5 i could see a cracking evening....... Fine dining evening....1.Baw(had to be the main man really) 2.Scothunter (token hun) 3.Earth (had to be here somewhere) 4.Malt(Welshman who really wants to be scottish) 5.FTB(straight talker) Intelligent learning stuff evening....1.Danw (keepering banter) 2.Ideation (like his views in life) 3.Catcher (TIM) 4.Artic (Mr Sensible) 5.Jt750(old fecker who must know lots) To be fair i could be here all night changing that......Bigdog, JohnnyBoy, Stewie, Stabba, Dotty,Simo,Hedz,RFYL, Dan and a host of others........maybe 1 day we will meet and have the banter..............to be fair as long as Strong stuff wasn't there then i wouldnt give a f**k.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teddd 84 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 i wouldnae invite lab or baw fellow jocks n aww that jazz but yeez both reek a pish and support a shite fit baw team...met a few lads on here,some have been invited again but if i had to choses 5 it would be numero 1 Dotty Doo..wan hes family,and 2 hes probably the only c**t i actually like. numero 2 artic and johnnyboy could come as conjoined twins,hence making them one person...there taste in music is quality numero 3 cheeky chick,just so she knows what its like to be spoilt and to make stabba jealous numero 4 hedz,one a the only lads ive met who does exactly what it says on the tin and hes ginger (somecunts got to foot the jokes) numero 5 my mate stoney3107,welcome here anytime.cool character for a baldy manc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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