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Well here goes......   Night on the piss.....1.Judge(Gay) 2.Tb (Gayer) 3.Bogger(Off the scale homo) 4.Poo (in the closet Gay)

lab,tb25 and artic after recieving there invite off baw!

well baw im honored to be on your list my friend thankyou very much if i was to choose 5 off here then it would be 5 people ive never actually met in the the flesh so all that i have please dont ta

WILF......For his "On the Buses" charm

Dillon....you'll never die not knowing

Fellman...a f*****g proper gent

Cupid.....an old, valued mate

Match.....does a good bbq :laugh:

Bulldog...for the pedigree chat

Scothunter...common sense

Gnasher....a man after my own heart

Artic....I need his autograph

 

Any 5 out of that lot....top lads one and all

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Dillon....you'll never die not knowing

 

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

Mine would be....

 

The Stiffmeister.....for his cutting humour and to watch him rip piss out of Fellman

 

Fellman....to make crude remarks to everyones wife and tell of past scootering glorys

 

MOO.......to pretend he is drinking loads when really its just coke a cola

 

Dillon....to do the naked cooking and genrally lower the tone

 

Darcy.....he will bring 94 packs of sausages

 

Stabs.....to bring at least a little intellect to proceedings

 

Sako243......to tell us his fishermans tales and shooting prowess

 

JRYipp.......to tell us all our dogs are shit and just generally be an idiot

 

Simoman......to get the curry and bring the "Wrecking Crew" dvd

 

Hannah.......to take the pictures and drink jugs of Pimms

 

Clipper.....because he is "In The Know"

 

Leveller......to ask him "what the f**k is with the sausage dogs?"

 

Lilvixens Hubby.........to tell us just how many rude names it is possible to shout at a beating line

 

and of course myself......to bring some much needed good looks to the table!

 

:laugh:

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No one... you are all c**ts :laugh:

 

But seriously, this will be my last post on here I just cant handle all the messers, it's doing my stress levels no good :icon_redface:

So I will be leaving you all for pastures new (reality)

It's been a right laugh while it lasted, spoke to a couple of genuine lads and met a couple aswell (Scothunter etc).

 

Learned very little even though I did try. I just hope in my earlier years I gave some good advice and was helpfull to some. :thumbs:

 

As for your question Baw it wouldnt be 5 I would invite...it would be 5000, the worst messers, peddlers, liars, thiefs etc from the site (mods do your job) and once inside I would lock it and put a match to the c**t :gunsmilie:

 

All the best.

:thumbs:

FTB

 

bad crack your leaving mate :thumbdown: we need straight shooters on here one less is a victory to the idiots taking over the asylum :thumbdown:

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No one... you are all c**ts :laugh:

 

But seriously, this will be my last post on here I just cant handle all the messers, it's doing my stress levels no good :icon_redface:

So I will be leaving you all for pastures new (reality)

It's been a right laugh while it lasted, spoke to a couple of genuine lads and met a couple aswell (Scothunter etc).

 

Learned very little even though I did try. I just hope in my earlier years I gave some good advice and was helpfull to some. :thumbs:

 

As for your question Baw it wouldnt be 5 I would invite...it would be 5000, the worst messers, peddlers, liars, thiefs etc from the site (mods do your job) and once inside I would lock it and put a match to the c**t :gunsmilie:

 

All the best.

:thumbs:

FTB

a dam shame ftb mate... :thumbs:

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WILF......For his "On the Buses" charm

Dillon....you'll never die not knowing

Fellman...a f*****g proper gent

Cupid.....an old, valued mate

Match.....does a good bbq :laugh:

Bulldog...for the pedigree chat

Scothunter...common sense

Gnasher....a man after my own heart

Artic....I need his autograph

 

Any 5 out of that lot....top lads one and all

 

why thank you stabs,nice to know i would get a place at your table :thumbs:

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Dillon....you'll never die not knowing

 

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

Mine would be....

 

The Stiffmeister.....for his cutting humour and to watch him rip piss out of Fellman

 

Fellman....to make crude remarks to everyones wife and tell of past scootering glorys

 

MOO.......to pretend he is drinking loads when really its just coke a cola

 

Dillon....to do the naked cooking and genrally lower the tone

 

Darcy.....he will bring 94 packs of sausages

 

Stabs.....to bring at least a little intellect to proceedings

 

Sako243......to tell us his fishermans tales and shooting prowess

 

JRYipp.......to tell us all our dogs are shit and just generally be an idiot

 

Simoman......to get the curry and bring the "Wrecking Crew" dvd

 

Hannah.......to take the pictures and drink jugs of Pimms

 

Clipper.....because he is "In The Know"

 

Leveller......to ask him "what the f**k is with the sausage dogs?"

 

Lilvixens Hubby.........to tell us just how many rude names it is possible to shout at a beating line

 

and of course myself......to bring some much needed good looks to the table!

 

:laugh:

 

You need to grow a set wilf and pick your 5 lol, not easy I know

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Leveller......to ask him "what the f**k is with the sausage dogs?"

 

 

Thanks, I can't make it though I've painted the fence and I need to watch it dry

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On a serious note the 5 I would pick are

1.Dan Edwards.....he's a straight talker who's experience of hunting quarry we're not used to would be a joy to hear.

 

2.gnasher.........to talk anything sport related and he's had some very interesting "life" experiences.

 

3.artic...........because he's got a Grifter.

 

4.Dotty Doo.......to keep it real.

 

5.baw and lab.....because The Krankies ain't on here.

 

Would've invited lurcher1 but he'd weigh all the cutlery in and bogger could've come but he's on a diet.

 

:tongue2: :tongue2:

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dillon..... to tell some northern tales of the good old days

 

fellman.... to translate these tales and add a glow to the room :icon_redface:

 

wilf....... every party needs a messer to have the piss taken out of them. hes also a gent and will hold the door for all the ladies that would definitely turn up

 

moo........ because his attitude with dogs and people is similar to mine...... most are shite

 

darcy...... his nose is an excellent conversation piece

 

simonman... he thrives in the company of greatness and is the only person i know that has publicly shagged a sheep so has top lad points

 

leveller... because whiles hes here i can send the lads to empty his area of redun's

 

bantam cock. i miss his ginger beard and public speaking qualities.

 

tuns it is then!!lol

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1. Poachers pocket

 

2. Hern, Joe Ox, spotted back rack. (randy couture)lol

 

3. Joedog

 

4. Chartpolski

 

5. Whin

 

You people are probably wondering why? well the answer to that is (ENTERTAINMENT)... An everyone knows I enjoy a laugh..

 

ATB SHanded. .

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