mossyh07 64 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Lady to winston churchill - "You sir are drunk" (in disgusted tone) Churchill - "Yes Madam, I am indeed drunk, but in the morning i shall be sober, but you alas, will still be ugly" Wasn't Churchill I'm afraid.. Nearly 100% sure it was Oscar Wilde but it was definatly one of the Irish poets. Whichever Irish poet that said it was definatly the original person to say it, Churchill may have said it later on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,196 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 heres a few more churchill quotes, i realy like the dig at the yanks It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations . You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else History will be kind to me for I intend to write it Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stanleigh 135 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Advice without a plausable explanation is worthless. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz 284 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 "Right lads,pay attention as im only going to show you this once"...Billy Connolly on suicide bomber instructors Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,196 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 HERES A FEW MORE DIGS AT THE YANKS,,,,oscar wild this time America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
willow 53 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 what goes around comes around a true fact Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Lloyd 10,736 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 what goes around comes around a true fact So true,... And, in today's modern world, of the Internet Forum,... "A lie can travel halfway around the world. while the truth is still putting on its shoes Mark Twain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
willow 53 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 you can run but you carnt hide for ever time catchs up with you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 the glass isnt half full or half empty, its twice as big as it needs to be Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darklord 25 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 (edited) choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Edited April 2, 2011 by darklord Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shushyjukal 41 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Some days are diamonds and some are dirt. Hang up your gloves, you've made us proud. Soldiering on, try a different stance. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 IT's not the fall that kills you its the sudden stop......... Make a fool of ME once shame on you, make a fool of me twice, shame on ME... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rikjd 8 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 what goes around comes around a true fact So true,... And, in today's modern world, of the Internet Forum,... "A lie can travel halfway around the world. while the truth is still putting on its shoes Mark Twain read that somewhere before think it was a terry pratchett book either way its a quote i have use myself haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 "Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men." - Douglas Bader. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,774 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 prior preperation prevents piss poor performance. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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