dawnraider09 75 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 as my mum used to say on mondays............its monday good old frank Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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andri 73 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE TOOL ITS THE ENGINE AT THE BACK OF IT. BRAINS OF A ROCKING HORSE. BUILT LIKE A RACING SNAKE. ATB ANDRI Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 GOLF, A WASTE OF A GOOD WALK. WHINSTONE CHURCHILL I LOVE CHILDREN BUT COULD NOT EAT A WHOLE ONE , HARPO MARKS WHAT THE FOOKING HELL WAS THAT ! THE LORD MAYOUR OF HIROSHIMA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
willum 89 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 FUCKD IF I KNOW LICK YA LIPS AND TAISTE THE SHIT YA TALKING LOOK AT THAT FUGLY BITCH LOOKS LIKE BULLDOG LICKING PISS OF A THISTLE. YOUR MUM AND GRAN WASNT COMPLAINING LAST NIGHT THEY LOVE A GOOD SPIT ROAST. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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stabba 10,745 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 You are not gay if you only put the end in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,358 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Every cripple has his way of walking. rather be hated for what i am than loved for what i'm not... Yokel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,902 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 IF SHES BIG ENOUGTH TO BLEED SHES BIG ENOUGH TO BUTCHER,.....BEND OVER BABY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GET THEM OUT (.)(.) 39 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 UP AND DOWN LIKE A BRIDES NIGHTY, i use to say that no end when i was at primary school, never realised what it ment, but could always rember seing the teachers faces of shock, IF AT 1ST YOU DONT SUCEED, THEN SKY DIVING ISNT FOR YOU ! chalkwarrens saying, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron Proffitt 142 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 IF AT 1ST YOU DONT SUCEED, THEN SKY DIVING ISNT FOR YOU ! chalkwarrens saying, If at first you don't suceed...lower your expectations. She had a face that'd make a train take a dirt road. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pullmeout 2 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 im a lesbian ,i love f*****g woman . knock knock,if thats the invisible man -tell him i cant see him you areonly gay if you recieve it ,bite the pillow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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