an old man is sat on his porch one summer evening when young timmy walks past with a roll of duct tape.the old man asks timmy where he is going,young timmy replies ""duck hunting,of course!"the old man has a chuckle to himself and sits back down.
2 hours later,young timmy walks past the old mans house with a dozen ducks caught in the tape,the old man cant beleive his eyes but says nothing.
the next day,young timmy walks past with a roll of chicken netting,the old man asks him where he is going,timmy replies "to catch some chickens,of course!"the old man says nothing again and now thinks youn