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    Power cuts

    paulus replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk

    That along with all the rs cosworth xr4 and 3`s, i could be minted but sadly not ?
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    Nothing like being a chief fluffer
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    #socksout ! ?
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    Time of year for male fox's to be sorting there territories out as the cubs will be born next month
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    Can i be your first supporter ?
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    Power cuts

    paulus replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk

    That's the one but mine was white, i can remember having one of my lads in with me and we pulled up outside a shop and the back window exploded, we thought we were being shot at, Turned out the heated rear screen had malfunctioned and was on permanently causing it to explode ?
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    Power cuts

    paulus replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk

    This was worse it was at a farm ?
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    Power cuts

    paulus replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk

    Best car i owned was an old H reg BMW 325i The white one with the black spoiler on the boot
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    Power cuts

    paulus replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk

    We use to travel down to near Jacks Hatch from the midlands to buy campervans, 5 of us in a fiat 500 tow car. We would then convoy back with the van with the tow car attached at the back as most of what we brought had no rent or mot on them ?
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    Power cuts

    paulus replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk

    Not my thing either mate, upholstered roller skates with a jet engine strapped to the back, I once did managed to get in a 911 turbo but getting out was a whole other ball game ?
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    Power cuts

    paulus replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk

    Got a mate who has a bucket list for cars, he has loads each year, At the minute its a DB9 but here's a couple from earlier this year.
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    He is currently Walshies bitch But Nicepixs has expressed an interest,
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    Always Clockwise Darling, always Clockwise.
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    Wise Words

    paulus posted a topic in General Talk

    ??? ????????? ??????: Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. The best sermons are lived, not preached. If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice. Don't corner something that is meaner than you. Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he i
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    Turn around on the spot three times whist chanting " I love Nicepix" Then click the heels of your red stilettoes together, there will be big whoosh and all we be great again in Fairyland...... The End.
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    your not far off there mate ?
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    f**k me another Sturgeon ?
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    He is f***ing boring ?
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    No but we can levitate 4ft of the ground but it takes a very hot madras to accomplish that
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    i once shot a few pigeons and a couple of dozen rooks, put the rooks under a hedge as i had no use for them, weeks later went back to the same spot and they were still there, only thing that had touched them were flies.
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    So last year darling ?
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    Do i count or am i Satan himself ?
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    I think that was a women
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    This is what betrayal Looks like
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