Anyone who could eat that needs f***ing sectioning!! Proper f****d up mate..Bet she was a standard Ham, cheese and pickle lass before she met you tae?.. Nah, she was a few cold mashed potato sandwiches short of a full picnic full stop mate! Liked it real rough in the bedroom too! No problem with moderately slapping the odd arse cheek here and there during a bit of doggy style, I could handle that if it made her happy, but when this mental cow begged me to punch her full on in the face once when we were in the middle of a pissed up banging session, I knew it was time to GTFO! Man that girl