Blackbriar
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I remember a few by the American comedian Stephen Weight........ I played a blank cassette at full volume. The mime artist next door went crazy. If you tell a joke in a forest and no-one laughs, is it still a joke ? I intend to live forever. So far, so good. My personal favourite............ Is it possible to have amnesia and déjà vu at the same time ?
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Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if there was no hypothetical questions ?
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Can you buy a full chess set in a pawn shop ?
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When a prisoner is executed by lethal injection, why do they use a sterile needle ?
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Accidental twat ! I didn't know you could turn it off !
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Done it ! Messenger had been disabled - don't know how that happened - I didn't even know you could do that - still, sorted now - bit embarrassing really......... Anyway......
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Still no PM.......
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My local local shop is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Why is there a lock on the door ?
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If "I am" is the shortest possible sentence, is "I do" the longest ?
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I think I am, therefore I might be !
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Says the bloke from Derby (twinned with Hiroshima)........
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I think they're rhetorical questions, Stan. Like 'Why is the word 'dyslexic' so difficult to spell ?'
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Can dyslexic people read Welsh? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word ? Is a clear conscience the first sign of a bad memory ? Is old age the price of maturity ? If your life isn't worth living, what else can you do with it ? Should you choose the lesser of two evils, or the one you've never tried before ?
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I'm about to become a lurcher owner myself, so let me be the first to welcome you ! Hope to see you around......
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Sunni Muslims hate Shia Muslims - they even find each other offensive !
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There's always one..............and it's usually you !
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He likes caravans more Periwinkle blue with scatter cushions ?
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There's 24 hours of daylight in Iceland. I'm guessing Ramadan's not that popular there !
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Anyone else lost PM facility ? Just me ? Or have I missed a conspiracy theory.......? I was gonna PM a mod about this, but......
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I asked by neighbour Ahmed if he was doing anything special for Ramadan. He replied "I'm joining Weight Watchers - might as well get something out of it !"
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I'm opening a Ramadan Cafe. We're going to serve the 'All You Can't Eat' breakfast........
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its for parents hard enuf trying to teach them how too use the printer let alone a PC too TV setup Can they use a HDMI cable ? Even I can do that. Got absolutely no idea what an android box is, though !
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I happened to hear a thing on the radio the other week, about the rise in popularity of coffee. Apparently, after instant, the pods contain the poorest quality coffee. Wife's ma had one of them, and gave it away - too much hassle and works out pricey, she reckoned. My opinion doesn't count - I'm a tea drinker !
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Mellow Bird's..........
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England beat Norway 2-1 last night, in a show of resilience and determination. It is the first time England have EVER won a knockout match in the tournament, and included a terrific long-range goal by Lucy Bronze. Next match is a quarter final against host nation Canada. England team.......? Quarter finals......? Surely not.....?
