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treecreeper

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  1. There's no restriction on age. If you have land and a clean record there's no reason why they shouldn't grant it.
  2. Don't get why the idiots go in the paper just giving the scroungers more to go on.
  3. stick goats on to level it, dig lake big idiot and otter proof fence, little log cabin with wood burner, big comfy chairs job done. maybe a bit of gardening
  4. nice, I got another permission today, its only small but its close to home. 90% of the battle is them not knowing you and so naturally wont trust you. you have that with your perm as he knows your company obviously trust you, just keep doing what your doing, people talk
  5. have a mooch around the outside of the barns in the day, if they are not living in there and there is plenty of them you should be able to find runs in and out to ambush them. Failing that just wait animals will be out shortly and they will follow if the food drys up.
  6. Tell them to f**k off, muslims allowed big beards, I work in food factories all over the place and plenty of the blokes I work for have beards. Just have to wear snoods on the factory floor.
  7. sorry mate you only need the pyjamas and a sun tan though and youll blend in round here
  8. I thought it was a muslim until I tilted my screen just realised its minty from east enders with a beard. I got a battery one, wet shave got to be hot water then rinse with cold and then stick the bits of bog roll to your chops
  9. they are all around here mate, weve had to fence our lake because of them.
  10. the one in the top pic is an otter print.
  11. excuse me officer whats the hold up? erm theres a penis in the road. well cant you just move then we can get past?
  12. in a distressed state, prize for understatement of the year?
  13. plenty of brave folk in the grave yard, my stuff or my kids etc and id have no bones about doing anything I deem necessary but something that's nowt to do with me will stay that way.
  14. serious pete, you put oil on a drill bit anyway. deffo wont blow up. I drill oil tanks all the time at work
  15. probably have to change the cylinder or the silencer will foul.
  16. you could drill the tin with a drill or even a cork screw it wont blow up.
  17. fight club I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you? It tells you that dead people don't like company.
  18. Tw chambers I think I got one from for an old pistol
  19. That wasn't the one I was thinking off. Was a bird talking to a bloke. Freddy kruger one above.
  20. Do you kill everyone you meet, this been doing my head in. Sure I watched it the other day.
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