jukel123
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Nah. I know what you mean. But definitely a lot more golden. It was a very wet day as well but still showed the golden colour. If a colour occurs anwhere in an animal's fur then sometimes you get imbalances. As in black foxes. That's my guess. You need to get up here mate and bring those dogs of yours. Then we will have positive proof. Cue a thousand insults about your dogs. Lol And my eyesight
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I was walking part of the Northumbrian coastal path today when I spotted a hare which was unusually coloured. It was far more golden or yellow coloured than normal hares. I focused my binos on it and it was definitely much, much lighter than normal hares. It really stood out. I've heard old timers talk about 'yellow' hares and I guess this was an example. Also heard people talk about very dark, melanistic hares. Anybody ever seen either?
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Here's a suggestion Tats. Contact the group that's booked and ask them to read out: "the first number is dedicated to the boss who is thankfully recovering after Steve? and Wayne? were surgically removed during his colonoscopy." Steve and Wayne were a little browned off but feeling much better now after sufficient access to fresh air". That should get the party going.
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I wouldn't mind having a go at that. But I couldn't work within a team. My first instinct would be to go off my own. I'm having therapy.
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It's bad enough having to go to,work without spending leisure time watching the colon dwellers having a race to see who's fastest crawler up the boss's arse
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I'll watch out for that " Northumbrians". Not geordies or mackems. I've composed a poem. Bollocks to the left of me Bollocks to the right I've never heard such Nothumbrian/ Salfordian shite! Unless you really hate me don't tell my Mrs I wrote that.
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I never knew you cared. Thank you brother. I am merely observing that men talk crap. On one side of me I have pissed up geordies who are according to their own admission the hardest c**ts the world has ever produced. On my other side my Mrs talking endless shit about her whippet with other 'fur baby' owners. So I'm feeling lonely and philosophical and posting what I think are penetrative analyses of human behaviour and I'm having the piss ripped out of me. f**k you all. Another pint of Shipyard Ale please mate. Its my only friend.
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I'm bored, and I like to to think I'm a clever fly on the wall. It amuses me. People _watching and people_listening is a great hobby of mine. Do you want some? Think your hard like?
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Somebody said to me that the best way to bring up kids is to adopt a policy of benign neglect. Pressure is a terrible thing to place upon a kid.
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They f**k you up your mum and dad They may not mean to but they do They give you all the faults they had And add some more just for you Poem by Philip Larkin
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Wtf? Masculinity is supposed to be about not giving ground. Never quitting in a fight. Tbh, thats bollox. Imo masculinity is sometimes about taking shit from foremen and employers even when you feel like throwing the dummy, out sticking one on some fecka, and walking out. But you persevere for your family. I've fought like a good un against the odds,backed down when I know the odds are impossible and ran like f**k when I've had to. He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day. No shame in any of those actions. I'm in a pub now and listening to blokes recounting stories o
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Yeah, the Mrs is a big seafood fan and has just bankrupted us on a seafood platter. I've just found a decent pint_ Shipyard Ale.
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Ta. The latter. I've had a few. That's my excuse. I'm actually in your part of the World. Craster. Nice people. Shit beer.
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The alternative? A boring, predictable c**t like me. Why has he been banned anyway? Members should be allowed to write what they want. But illegal content should be censored for people's own protection. If that's mammy state then I'm guilty. A young fella could come across all John Wayne and end up doing a two year stretch. I'm in a bar now and guys are talking about shit which would put them in jail for hate speech. They are just posturing..sounding off. It will be home erotic stuff next about Lenny McLean or the SAS author whose name I cant remember ( senior moment)
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I would feel out of my comfort zone. Too posh. I like pubs rough and ready.
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Fair comment. There a lot of guys about 60 odd in my local supermarket. They are only on tills because they've been made redundant from ' proper' men's jobs or are too knackered for physical jobs. I just think they should be given their pension early. One age for pension does not fit all. I meant no offence to anybody, and top marks to those guys for swallowing their pride and getting on with it rather than doing nothing. I'm just glad I was spared that.
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Im stuck in the thought that it women's work. My age. My problem.
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I hate to see men working on tills. f****n humiliating work imo. But time marches on.
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I come from a line of dockers and Irish navvies. But containerisation and the JCB put an end to those traditions. Put a lot of men out of work but saved a lot of back breaking work too.Lol. But I take your point. The march of efficiency and profit doesn't take human beings into account. Maybe you could shorten it to 'Delboyers'.
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100%
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Back then a lot were sadists and the worst were the nuns.
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I was always fortunate because I was a good reader. It must have been tough being dyslexic. Looking back I think at least two of my mates were. One also had a stammer and the teacher made him read out loud same as the rest of us. I could feel his pain and embarrassment. Poor sod.
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My mother had a difficult birth with me and finally produced a baby of more than ten pounds. She was so exhausted and disappointed that I wasn't her longed for girl, that she temporarily rejected me and it was up to the midwife to give me a name. She quickly got her act together though and I had a bond with her which the other boys didn't have. I don"t remember her ever hitting me or criticising me. She said I was the most easy going baby and I always had a beaming smile for her. In return I never gave her any backchat ever and would defend her against my dad. She always had my interests
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Send some pictures when you land them mate.
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I used to to love Famous Five and Secret Seven. There was a kid called called Philip who kept a pet grassnake up his sleeve. He had other pets too. I envied that b*****d. My mam was such a middle class yummie mummy that she took me to the children's library, filled out a form, lied about my age and with her help, I taught myself to read pretty well before I went to school. Apparently I used to follow her around with a Weetabix packet asking " what does that say?" "What does that mean?" So to get some peace she took me to the library and I've never stopped reading since. Lol. I was
