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    As I've already mentioned, on here, getting my hands on any canaries is proving somewhat problematical, for me. Indeed, there are those, elsewhere, who seem to think I'm in some way exaggerating, or even deliberately exacerbating my situation. As if I somehow revel in my own f**king plight. It's those I'm talking to. See, I live in Co. Leitrim ~ not a place known for its burgeoning population of canary breeders. And I have a disability ~ not that it shows bodily ~ which means I can't use public transport. This is why I can only get anywhere by taxi. Oh, look! Someone's offering the
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    I just can't let it go by, unremarked, that Taz made the extremely decent gesture of saying he would get some of his seasons birds shipped across to me. If I could pick them up in Belfast. Unfortunately, my initial excitement was soon quashed by a quote for what it'd take me to get to those birds alone! Anyway; Kudos to Taz2010. He didn't make a song and dance of it. Just offered me the chance of some birds, privately. I hope he doesn't mind my publicly mentioning his decency. And now, inspired by my own reply to Taz's PM. I'm off to put up another post. I feel most at hom
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    You evil ****!
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    Lucky swine! I just want some birds!
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    They found the bodies, mate
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    I shouldn't think there's any restrictions, mate. Beyond common sense and the basic welfare of the birds. Ye can fetch Dogs in the back of ye motor and leave them there, no problem. What exactly ye planning? Going to be bringing anything within reach of Leitrim, by any chance ....?
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    Baw; I was, mate. Beauty is though, they never f**kin told me! So, I just accepted that the locked and guarded door was to keep all these other loons in. I was just there coincidentally! I perfectly accepted I shouldn't go out that door. I just took that as part of my treatment (Too out of my f**kin mind to question it!) If anyone had dared inform me I couldn't get out? I'd have gone absolutely f**king ballistic!
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    Nightmarish! Just to add that, today? It's only even finding Spade's response there that even reminded me I'd had some trouble yesterday. In my experience, lads? All this bullshit with 'deines is just a one size fits all effort to mask the pain. 'Treat' the symptom. I've put up with decades of being fed 'Pain Killers'. Bullshit! Valium doesn't even Try to fight the pain. It simply addresses the root cause; Tensed up muscles impinging on nerves. Because doing so is causing excruciating pain. Causing said muscles to tense up more ~ impinging on the nerves ..... Christ, only a c
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    Mr Wilkes; You have to reapply, mate! No Way should you accept what happened, in your case. The BTO are scrabbling about for new ringers. People are begging to Become ringers. So, what the bloody hell's going wrong here? I'd suggest its a break in the communication channel. All the time HQ believes it has this trusty band of Trainers out there, ready and willing to do their duty, they'll assume the lack of results is simply because no potential Trainees are stepping up. That's Wrong! And both you and I bloody well know it is. Get onto HQ direct. Show them the emails ~ if ye had the
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    Here ye go, guys. No earthly good to Eddie. But, in view of the threads title ..... This is what ye get, if ye hand over some hard earned, in pursuit of something a bit substantial:
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    They look very similar to the stuff I imported, Ian. Not exactly what Eddie's after, obviously. But, well within the remit of the threads title I'll try to get a shot of one of mine up, later today. Just for comparison. Help show what else is out there.
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    Blue; I forget what it was now. But, having gained my 'C' license, from the BTO ~ Yes. It is a little confusing, at first! I was able to hold my own stock of rings. Which I pay for. I think my initial stock, aimed at seeing me through one, good, season cost me about £300.00!!! (Yes! Three Hundred Pounds, Sterling!) F**king license alone costs me some thirty quid plus, a year. In fact, thinking about it? Evening shit out? Just about Everything a Ringer wants to touch tends to cost them £30.00 Everything! Pliers ~ two pairs. £40.00 a pair. Scales? (Two or three sets) average out
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    Perhaps ye are? I just found it a right bitch to find her again, through Google. Here's a link. If ye find the thought of This getting it on with some of the stuff she fancies would be minging? Fine. I've nothing against guys with the Ghey! Do for me!
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    Damn fair play to their end! Only sent it off less than a week ago That being due to a Yahoo Mail fuelled breakdown in communication between my boss and I! I've dropped Yahoo now. After fifteen years! Just had enough. Anyway, yes. Found it in my post box today. Thought it might be something for ye to look at. Don't s'pose any of ye have ever seen one before? Well, this is what it looks like: Have a proper look at it too. Amazing some of the stuff I'm not allowed to go near the nests of (Black Headed Gull?!) Yet, some shit that's not even mentioned! (Goshawk!) Just
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    Jesus f**king christ!!! With all this " What I wouldn't do with two, Hot, lesbian chics ....." shit we see on here? How's This one fit ye fantasies, lads? And clock some of the shit She's into!!! Mother of F**king God! Her and me share the same tastes, that's a certainty! Look at the facebook profile page of Sonia Ronnie. No. I'm not on there either. Her mug shot just caught my eye on some random other site. I clicked her photo, for a better look, and started salivating! Durrtayyy Beeetch!!!
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    Hutch; Fantastic post, mate! Absolutely told it like it is. Only those who have been there could truly appreciate it, of course! F**k me; In my life, I've been over taken by old ladies with zimmer frames, as I've grotesquely waddled along the road in a complete, arse on the ground squat. Actually crying with laughter at the sheer ridiculousness of my situation. I was a generally fit young man then. I've been asked if I was alright, being caught slithering across grass, propelling my limp and outstretched body only with my arms. Like some primordial thing, freshly emerged from the org
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    Malters; Yellow, mate. 5 Mg. Just sends me into a parallel universe for an hour or two. I'm clear now. Just feel like Rosie has stamped on my balls and back. Pain killers do absolutely nothing for this. Unless they're opiate based, FFS. Flipper; I have Librium here. Proscribed. My name on the pot. I want to get shit faced? One of those bad babies and I'd lose an entire f**king day! Equivalent of being paralytic drunk ~ just unable to move. F**k That! Had that when I was Sectioned. It's great fun, frankly! Just the cold turkey is enough to drive a man to f**king suicide! No
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    Top f**king man!!! And, do ye find it almost compulsive? What surveys ye do? I sort of started off ~ getting deadly serious ~ with GBW. That led me to researching the calorific levels of various feeds, till I could happily drive someone to suicide with my enthusiastic chatter about f**king peanuts, millet and hemp! Had a hand in most things since. Now have my C License and can barely handle seeing a bird without a ring on it. I consider them an affront! Ringing ever appealed to you? I wanted to do it all my life. Now? It is my life! It's basically how I define myself. I'm wel
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    Scary thing is, my back's still damn sore. F**k having to take another one any time soon! It's funny. I used to crave smoking good dope, to get much this sort of feeling. But, I haven't had any gear in years. And, frankly? I'd far rather not be turning on at this time of day. I have shit to do. Worst of it is, I can't clean the horses out. Where are these horse obsessed young girls when ye need them? Sort that Beg to be allowed to muck ye stables out, just to be around horses? One or two would be most welcome down there, right now. Muck the f**kers out. Groom them. Pick their
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    Jesus f**king christ! My back was 'pinging' all morning. Then, just as I stooped to pick up a bit of Dog shit: Wham! I'm on my f**king knees and crying out in acute agony! Thank god I've Finally met the medics who knew just how to handle this adult life long problem of mine. They fed me a valium ..... Now, I have my little pot of the things, right here on my desk. I took one ..... Just sitting here, feeling like my neck was made of rubber. Decided it's no good and life must go on regardless. Stood up and told the Dogs it was walks time. Then, I glanced out at my traps and usher
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    Owen Thomas. On British Birds In Aviculture. Would ye believe the c*** turned up under 'Birdroom Tips and Ideas', out of the blue, hunting me out to publicly call me a f**king liar?! That's gotta signify some f**king mental disorder, surely? " Compulsive Cuntism ", perhaps? Prick just keeps jumping on my posts, completely at random, having a pop. And they call that place " The Friendliest "?! Yet, the Irish lads gave me an initial bit of cheeky stick, about my inability to get anywhere (Perfectly true, I can't). Now we're all perfectly cool. Bit like here. If the pricks who eviden
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    Lost me, Baw burger. Not hard right now though. My back just went and I've dropped a proscribed valium. Now, everything's moving in slow motion and I feel my thought process have about crashed to the level of a lobotomised retard. RSPB buy land and kick the odd door in. BTO counts birds. That's all I'm trying to convey here. Right now? I think I'd get to three and forget what I was doing Wow! This is quite freaky. It's a bit like being a brain damaged, drunken quadriplegic. Nothing's functioning at all right, yet I'm totally aware of how poorly I'm performing. Just scratched my ey
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    F**kin' Back's Gone! That's me on the Valium .....

    1. YOKEL

      YOKEL

      mine went a couple of weeks back...valium and codein! i found washing them down with a nice drop of red wine made them oh so much better...;)

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Did mine just before Xmas. 2 litres of cider and a couple of the wife's Tramadol-slept for days!!

    3. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Pain killers just don't work for me, lads .....

       

      Mate brought my six bales of hay down, at 18:00 though and I was chucking them around like match boxes! :D

       

      Stable spotless too!

       

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    Well, that's f**king ruined it for anyone yet to get to see it!
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