Childbirth... and no, you don't forget it!!! I'm just glad it only lasted an hour!
Almost on a par though...
I had my toe nails and nail beds removed on both big toes the other year... it was winter, kennels house was freezing, running out of logs, so I hobbled out to the log shed, with both feet bandaged up, hardly able to walk with the pain, socks and sandals on (couldn't get anything remotely substantial on my feet), got the barrow and chucked a few logs in... gets back to the house and this huge mother of a log fell out of the barrow and landed right on my big toe... I have never s