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pip1968

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  1. well done thats a decent days catch
  2. no way thats one big snake how long was it
  3. he,ll be walking till his feet bleed
  4. the hunt master was racially abused thoughe when he got called a welsh sheep sh---er he could have been the black sheep of the family
  5. just took the mutts for a crap on the back field and heard bells looked around seen a harris swooping down on a squirrel runing along someones fence with no one around tried whistling it down the a lad appeared from nowhere he said it had 1 yesterday and got its legs bitten
  6. hello mate is it just for squirrels as my lurcher hates them with a passion he looks up as soon as he gets into a wood and iv shot a good few with the catty
  7. pip1968

    joke

    I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts. "Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try." After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. "Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?" "Yesterday?" I replied.
  8. whats a stovie scot fecking tasty served with pickled beetroot and oatcakes! but what is it made of ive never heard of them leftover meat, onions, potato and stock.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stovies you mean scouse
  9. mate, Gaz the poacher hes got that much permo now he should give some to glc
  10. whats a stovie scot fecking tasty served with pickled beetroot and oatcakes! but what is it made of ive never heard of them
  11. it all ready is the same what with the fine the give you yuor dogs confiscated and your motor crushed id say there on parr
  12. looks a decent bit of ground that and the dogs in fine shape
  13. fcuk me ill have to stop me dog from catching them hes got it down to a tee and if he doesnt get them the catty does :laugh:
  14. sounds nice that :thumbs:ye mate im the same as you as i work nights so i have to cook meals for the missus and the kids when they get home bt its not like a chore i quite enjoy it
  15. did someone leave them there
  16. Trust ewe with the sheep jokes. Butt out. bla,,bla,, someones trying to pull the wool over ye eyes
  17. i used to work in cammel lairds a good few years back and there was a story going around about this lad from barrow and furness who was robbing the rubber tiles that they stick on the nuclear subs to bounce the sonars off so they cant be detected he was useing a public phone box speaking to the russians trying to sell the this rubber tile.i think he got a good few years for treason
  18. is it the toilet in you avatar :laugh:
  19. is ye season over or are you soldiering on
  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sME0Hhw01ns
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