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squab

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  1. I was banned from Tesco today, why you ask well here is why! I was buying a large bag of dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout when I was asked by the woman behind " do you have a dog". What did she think I had a bloody elephant? So since I had plenty of time on my hands with little to do I told her that no I did not have a dog I was going on the dog diet again. I added that I had ended up in hospital last time with tubes coming out of every orifice so it was probably not a good idea but as I had lost 10 kilograms I was prepared to give it another go. With shock on her face and
  2. a loy of us going to be making some serious money then out of curiosity where does the term grey pates come from then cheers
  3. yes i had litter sister to gazs dog went free to a lad in ireland off here no good for what i wanted,no im not looking for another busher mate got the two i need for the amount work i can give them,anything else you need to know dont hesitate to ask cheers
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    Scooters

    lads name wasnt spencer by any chance
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    Scooters

    fecking great pics,infact best you ever put up ,big fan and owner of them myself and still go on the scooter runs till this day,as for being slow far from it and who could deny the smell of a two stroke aint one of the best smells in the world
  6. gift me the dog,il throw plenty work at it,see what come of it in the futurei will give you the dog if you hand over £150 and that my friend is where the problems start
  7. of all the people to show you how to use a new camera and you picked him
  8. very nice although cant understand why you would get paulas round to take the pics
  9. in that case pay for the pair of them to have dew claws removed and be done with it
  10. gift me the dog,il throw plenty work at it,see what come of it in the future Everyone loves a chancer ......... fair enough if £150 means that much to him keep it
  11. gift me the dog,il throw plenty work at it,see what come of it in the future
  12. if id had it till 4 year old id not have worried whats in it
  13. every fat, toothless,inbred tattood whore from up north i should think
  14. going to stick my neck out here but i dont think the ammo actualy passes between the forks,it goes over the top as with all catys,lets see what others have to say but im thinking im bang on the money
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    What A Tosser

    me and my missus regularly roll around the bedroom with a open tin of mandarin pieces,i dont feel so bad now
  16. cant give him a deal if he not subscribed in the first place mate
  17. think you have to pay per view to get it on for tonight
  18. like i said i do wash them down with salt water,something to rub in was thinking sudacrem maybe
  19. think i meant pussey,feck it spots with puss in them hows that
  20. cracking little birds,easy to watch if you know what i mean,found a nest few years ago under a cardboard box,yep sounds strange but i remember it vividly as the same day i got a large blackthorn spike stuck in my back.out of interest how do you know the difference between male and female cheers
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