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LUMPHAMMER

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  1. LUMPHAMMER
    Nice to see all types of animals in the wild ! but all this ''Sponser this & that bolloccks'' is just a load of ''Anti's'' in my minces pies !!
  2. LUMPHAMMER
    daft c...t What about your ''Old-man having a shite'' ?............................................................................................................... ATB !
  3. LUMPHAMMER
    YOU FCUKING ''GINGERIST'' !!
  4. LUMPHAMMER
    Film your mom having a ''Shite for me please'' .................................................................................with sound as well
  5. LUMPHAMMER
    Good stuff pal ,im out again very soon !
  6. LUMPHAMMER
    Ive sent this ''Russian predator'' out to molest ''Antis'' !! you've be warned
  7. LUMPHAMMER
    Forgot to mention do we need ''Bally's'' ?
  8. LUMPHAMMER
    Cheers mate, I'll get you up here next season as you are my hero :boogy:
  9. LUMPHAMMER
    Sounds like a good day. Good luck !
  10. LUMPHAMMER
    :laugh: Signing it with Lumphammer :blink: It wasn't me
  11. LUMPHAMMER
    Lol what a Basstard !! Have you tried doing a night shift on the water ?
  12. LUMPHAMMER

    snow

    LUMPHAMMER replied to redcur's topic in General Talk

    Fcuk me the ''1972 Sheep-skin coat'' is out now chaps !!
  13. LUMPHAMMER
    Only if ''Bill Oddie'' isn't hiding in the bushes
  14. LUMPHAMMER
    :laugh: :laugh:
  15. LUMPHAMMER
    1 nill to Marines
  16. LUMPHAMMER
    None ''Taliban spy''.......................shoot the fcuking filthy animals for fcuksakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!.
  17. LUMPHAMMER

    snow

    LUMPHAMMER replied to redcur's topic in General Talk

    Im ''Bare chest doing commando press-ups'' in Brum !!
  18. LUMPHAMMER
    Hahahaha :laugh:
  19. LUMPHAMMER
    Unlucky and fcuken cold, tried everything today, wobbleing, deads, float, drift, the whole show and not a single take. But to really kick a man in the rocks when he is down a pike took the dead bait as I was packing up, was taking in the dead when a pike took it, and I lost the bastrad :laugh: Ive noticed that & caught that way sometimes,so now after an hour or so i will knock the bait just incase she's there but just looking at the bait !!
  20. LUMPHAMMER
    Give a ''Nigger'' two ball-bearings & he will ''Lose one & break the other'' !!
  21. LUMPHAMMER
    Would kiss N lawson's shitty any day !
  22. LUMPHAMMER
    Hahah Im going to Play it full blast out the window when the neighbors walk past
  23. LUMPHAMMER
    Hahahahahahahaha fcuking mint hahahahahaah please watch this :rofl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHAzuf_wsf4&feature=related
  24. LUMPHAMMER
    :laugh: :laugh: Listen to this
  25. LUMPHAMMER

    I saw a women on the bus today with a ''Black-eye''. I was going to say something, but i thought to myself its pretty obvious she doesn't fcuking ''Listen'' !! lol

    1. GrCh

      GrCh

      lol

    2. christian71

      christian71

      This women said to me on the bus do you want to come back to mine ive got a fanny like a polo

      When i got back to her's, i pulled her knickers down, i said fecking hell i thought you ment like

      the mint not the feckig hatchbak!!!

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