LUMPHAMMER
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Get a ''Roof'' sorted pal & plenty of security to keep them knacker's off your yard Hope it all goes to plan.
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Be careful of foreign name's on the net
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JESUSSSSSSSSSS my old man is cooking STEAK for me today !! cant wait !!
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Quick someone phone the ''Sexual assault police'' !!
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Loads f bollox..only steak you ever see is MISTAKE lol
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daddys going to stick his meat up your arse!!
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I done a night fishing session at a resivour but didn't catch a sniff lol did get some good info off the local's on where to fish next time though, ''Froze my ball's off'' aswell Good luck chap's
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Good fishing there pal, the pike that hit the bottom & never moved most probably caught you in a ''Snag'' i let the line go free when this happen's because sometime's they set you free by themselve's lol i dont fish for pike in the summer because they are supposed to take much longer to recover when there's isn't much ''Oxygen'' in the water & can corse death Good luck !!
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Put a lot of hours on the bank but all worth it when you catch a good 'un'. I had plenty of 'blank' sessions too mate. keep at it will come good in the end Im back out in the next few day's before the season end's so hopefully will have a nice write up Good luck
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Getting my ''Dust-cap'' Farted clean out of a ''Fat bird's wet fanny'' lol !! Cant beat the feeling
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Some excellent catches there optelic2 . ive just got back from a ''Night Piking session'' but know good again lol Good luck im off to sleep
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Thats a different one
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Hahahah Mint
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Good luck with the young one
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Hitting the ''Canal'' after ive ''Analised the wife'' !!
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dont forget lump foreplays for lesbians!
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Earth...batton down the hatches...Lumpy will be tryin to hit your canal very shortly the filthy beast lol
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Well people,after ''Valving the wife'' i hit the canal to catch fcuk all & i fcuking froze my ''Dust cap'' off.
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Nice terrier's hope they go well for you
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Doug's Zander :icon_eek: Fooking massive !
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Well done skinny
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how do u know difference between fox and badger earth
LUMPHAMMER replied to trinder's topic in Earthdogs & Working Terriers
if you think that happens in prison you are a arrogant fool i did a 3 year sentance when i was a bit younger and the gayest thing i encountered was the strip searches , unless you got anything constructive to say fk off and annoy someone else :laugh: -
Time for a ''Shite'' !! On the local mosque door step
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Nah it aint me i dont wear .........................................................................................................anything
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Well done
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Talking of stray cat's , i left my boot open on my car to get the ''Wet dog smell'' out,anyway an hour or so later when i was leaving as i open the front door the terrier is out 100mph & straight into the boot as usual to find ''Mr top-cat in the boot'' let's just say they was both very shocked :laugh: & no more stinking cat piss about
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Good stuff they are mine could play the ''Flute'' pick me up from the pub when im lagging & is cracking at painting the ''feather edge fence'' every spring
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Bet she's got an ''Anus hanging out like a Elephant's trunk'' .................................................
