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chris k

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  1. Is it today countrymans weekly is out? cant rember

    1. chris k

      chris k

      meant to be a bit on whippets gafer. load of f***ing shit though. wont bother to buy it again that's for sure

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  2. f***ing cat left a mouse running about kitchen, now cant find the f****r

  3. tomato and basil soup and a cob cant beat it

  4. tomato and basil soup and a cob cant beat it

    1. chris k

      chris k

      just had steak and ale soup here with a flat cake. cant go wrong :)

       

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  5. So I walked into a Paki bookshop & asked for a book on UKIP. The Paki said "f**k off, get out, & stay out" I replied 'Yeah thats the one !'

  6. who's best to talk to for leather collars on here now?

    1. chris k

      chris k

      nope gaffer says hes done. is there anyone else?

       

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  7. im back! been away for a few months but back again :)

  8. They sent my census form back! In answer to the question 'Do you have any dependants?', I put asylum seekers,gypos,smackheads,workshy scroungers,the entire cast of the Jeremy Kyle show, Northern Rock,RBS and half of Eastern f***ing Europe.Apparently this is not an acceptable answer!

  9. 10 skinheads kicked seven bells out of a Paki at a bus stop,right in front of an eyewitness.Police asked him why he didn't help and he said ' I thought 10 was enough' !!

  10. Has THL got its own theme tune yet?

    1. chris k

      chris k

      its the same as the circus theme tune isn't it dune to the amount of clowns on here?

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  11. what should i have for tea tonight ???

  12. My Chinese neighbour told me he'd just opened a "Crows shop". I said, "Don't you mean a clothes shop?" He said, "A Crows shop!" I said, "OK, I might pop down for a Rook."

  13. Hate flat out bullshitters!! Stop living in a fantasy world!

    1. chris k

      chris k

      ya not on about all the arm chair hunters on here are ya? if so 75% of the members would fak off lol

       

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  14. looking for a knocker box and collar , pm if ya got one for sale durham area

  15. looking for a knocker box and collar , pm if ya got one for sale durham area

    1. chris k

      chris k

      im also looking for a couple of knockers and a box.... oops miss read that :D

       

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  16. Police are on the lookout for two peadophiles disguised as workmen clearing snow outside junior schools, they are asking parents to keep their eyes peeled for jimmy shovel and gary gritter ....

  17. Police are on the lookout for two peadophiles disguised as workmen clearing snow outside junior schools, they are asking parents to keep their eyes peeled for jimmy shovel and gary gritter ....

  18. Fox visiting my garden each night doing my head in!

  19. not seen simo the mod on here for time,is he ok?

    1. chris k

      chris k

      think stabbas records going no where stabbs lol

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  20. Busy looking into getting ferrets!

    1. chris k

      chris k

      colne ferret rescue are good and there already snipped. started a thread on it in ferret section

       

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  21. tilfertilfer..........top man mel for digging that terrier out .....full credit to ya pal.....

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