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iworkwhippets

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  1. Brits out of work, bone idle some of em, still capable of doing some kind of work im sure, thats why governments are letting in all these foreign folks in, its to do the jobs us bone idle feckers wont do, why is that, easy dole money
  2. Now then mentlegen, yes mentlegen, , I can't believe, sorry yes I do believe your replies, your actually getting turned on over my cream tea topic, eh, seek help.pronto, or drop HIMS a line, as fer me 12inches of throbbing gristle at the ready, im in the throws of doing a compilation of some of your topics , you crack.me up you lot,
  3. thats it mushy you tell him, the nasty mans says im to old , and backwards,
  4. good afternoon once again mentlegen,, well touch wood it looks like ive beaten cancer, not long bin back from university college hospital, l they they were conerned about an operation that didnt go wel in 2023. but all is well. fer now
  5. That's the spirit my good man, better than sitting on a forum fer 12 hrs a day moaning over bugger all, I'm off to London. Shortly with my daughter, ta ta fer now innit
  6. Wots that you say , look I've not long been in, I'm just gerrin in mi pit
  7. Good morning you lovely peeps, well I fer one really enjoyed the closing ceremony, shame it's over, back to miss Marple now, and Miriam margoyles does Australia , well I'm about to do breakfast now, then I've got a job on fer a neighbour, ta ta fer now
  8. WelP thank you Wolfy, how's married life suiting you, hope all is well
  9. That's a brilliant idea matey, makes sense to.me, I shall do that for myself and my mate Paul first thing in the morning, Thank you, it's gonna be a scorcher tomorrow ,
  10. Cheers Welsh, we both have fans, nice owd lad he is, just needs a bit of help occasionally ,
  11. I'm.same, jukel, very despondent wi life, it's terrible growing old, I was once a good looking chap, and now, I sport a 15 strand bobby Charlton comb over, I'm an amputee, stroke victim, varicose veins, piles , no teeth I've written to Esther ransem , I'm.awaiting reply
  12. Bloody hell, sorry meant to say ecky thump, starmer is way out of order there, that statement is enough to cause riots , as fer me, no way, I'm.to owd lol
  13. Lol, eeh eh. Those were the days my friend, now the mi owd cocker, whilst I'm here, that young lady, I.gave a brand new toaster to fer nowt, you said I would never see her again, remember ,eh, well we have become friends, I'm in the throws of doing some tiling for her in the kitchen, plus a new worktop, nice .young lady.we a hubby m.couple of kids,
  14. Dunno bout you chaps, but I've enjoyed most of the games, the togetherness of nations, nice to see , a far cry from what we have seen in the last few days on our streets eh,
  15. My neighbour made me some scones this afternoon, she also gave me a small tub of clotted cream, now then I got the.strawberry jam.out, is it the cream first or the jam , like a fool i stood wandering, jam first, or cream,i put the cream on first then the jam, what you say
  16. ya cant win bangers my old stockin, ive just bin outside to the ice cream van fer a 99er, i had to make hand gestures to what i wanted, he offered me a slush puppy, i come inside and got mi prayer mat out
  17. paul, a nice owd chap whom ive made friends with, hes had it rough in life, operations , hes a dent in his head you could fit ya fist in, and he struggles we every day life, i call on him every morning just to see if hes oh, i went round this morning and asked him if he needed owt, his reply, ive no bread, to hot out there for him go shop, even though its a stones throw away, so i went and got him a loaf, every night without fail, he knocks on my door and asks if i want owt, hes done that for me fer over 3 years now, theres nowt he can offer me, im quite capable of looking after missen at t
  18. , ive made missen a curry fer lunch, ive just tasted it, fek me, talk about hot, ive overdone it wi spices its drawn the shirt up my back
  19. WE. Have happened to this country, not what, owd Enoch warned us, but we decided to hide behind the nets, eh innit
  20. Haven't a no bloody clue my son, but I move better in my sleep, well what a fun evening we all had,.got home about 3 am, cos some of us had a game of cards afterwards , I've just had a bacon roll, and now I'm getting my head down fer a few hrs , si thi later eh
  21. For thinking, down below fer dancing, well ive been asked if i fancy a spot of line dancing tonight, about 8 ish, oh awreet then count me in, ive done it afore, so i will be with you,, eh, boy can i just cut the rug
  22. We can't have that now can we eh, to.many.members have built there lives around this forum,
  23. I'm the same Daniel there's luvli , a couple of weeks ago, I was in my garden, I clocked this bloke in his garden , we stared one another out, it was like a scene from high noon, , could sense summat was going down, he made his way over to me, not wanting to do him a mischief, I went indoors and locked missen in. I avoid him at all costs now
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