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iworkwhippets

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  1. Neh mind Swindon there's a village not far from me it's rampant wi coloureds and ladies of the night wanting £40 off me promising me this that n tuther disgusting I haven't got that kind of money
  2. hang about lads im having a funny turn now hopefully I will be back in a mo
  3. im due fer conkin out rigormortis has already began to set in
  4. so ive got just a couple of years to go av I
  5. is it possible for me to purchase one of those masks please ,,, I thank you
  6. bit of banter matey, as for getting to a doctor what planet u on
  7. want me come yours mate and stove his head in, im wellard
  8. lol I am a morbid owd git aren't I
  9. Theres this bloke lives direct opposite to me, he was at his back door yesterday morning at 8oclock, I asked him if hes ok , his reply was no and wished he could just go bed n die , I had a chat with him tried cheer him up, dunno if I did any good or not, I cant live his life for him, but how sad is that, and I bet hes not on his own
  10. like many others I don't live, I exist
  11. Next door neighbours middle aged couple, they don't owe me nowt, and we pass the time of day when they are in the back garden, they only moved in this summer I helped em move stuff, they have just passed my front window with there shopping, never think of asking if I need owt, I even cut their privets along with mine summer months shame really im a sociable bloke
  12. There isn't any, not round these parts anyways, couple of weeks ago, this young lad just lives a couple of doors away from me . asked me if I would run him up to the garage pick up his motor after an mot was done, I awreet pal no problems, ive just been shovelling snow from my front path, this lad I did the favour for was sat in his motor outside my house wi meat loaf thumping away on his radio, never thowt of asking me if I needed ant help. eh,
  13. im still crackin on wi life eh, it wunna get me
  14. Heavy here Staffordshire
  15. Nice one mate buzzard is it
  16. Thanks for that mate but I was just joking about forwarding my email address, but can you believe about 10 mins ago I had an automated phone call from bt, telling me they are going to cancel my email address cos its not been used for over 150 days or so, I had a feeling what the problem was, so I rang bt and they verified my thoughts, it was my late wifes email they were terminating
  17. They tried it on with me one day last week some gupta callede ony landline wanting my details must think I'm stupid or summat I told him I'm not giving out my bank details over the phone so I asked for him to provide me with an email address and then I would oblige him
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