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  1. Went back to the surgery this morning to return the monitor, the nurse then hooked up my readings on her computer, i thought i may have to wait until a doctor had seen the results and was on my out, she said hang on a moment, i need to show the readings to the doctor, she came back, all is well mr s...y
  2. lol thats the one matey thank you, that ginger feker clyde
  3. Now then, that billionaire, im sure she starred in a film wi clint eastwood
  4. lol hes a lad is owd jim, hes bang on, the worlds in a reet fekin state
  5. wouldnt have given him a seond look if he wasnt royalty, and ive seen a better head of hair on a rats back, oh i he will get dumped
  6. All wired up till tomorrow morning, Francie, ive already been googling , ive got bot fly infestation ?
  7. dont suppose theres enough fer 2 is there matey
  8. ok mate listen up, ok theres a tidy amount of good dog me on here , but believe you me, it was really hard for me to turn down that pup, i still have a brand new cage dishes, i bought for it, but i was living in cloud cuckoo land, i just couldnt have done the dog justice, i will make a complete fool of myself now and tell you without a word of a lie it really upset me, getting back to the good dog men, so am i , im still uneasy on my feet, but im slowly getting used to it, ive no choice and i know now i could manage a dog , i cant give up hope i just cant , i honestly like ive said before, i
  9. can i hold you to that Daniel, i would make it worth your while, thanks very much, you have no idea what that means to me, pleased your brothers home mate
  10. Really pleased to be reading this matey, and hows your brother doing, not much has changed here , im working really hard to get moved from here and be nearer to my daughter, but what with this covid lark and my health bugging me im struggling,
  11. ive got the answer, it suddenly struck whilst i was overhauling my zimmer, whats needed here is a bouncer, a nasty pc of work, tears legs of with his bare hands and daubs there kissers wi soppy end , that sort of guy, well look no further im your man
  12. Im trying my best to keep up with this thread, but with me living on my own ive let things go and at the moment im cleaning my oven, theres more trex lying on the oven floor ive managed to fill my chip pan, now you may say, what the fek has this got to do with this thread, well fcuck all really
  13. Lived in Indiana in 2002 , one particular day i was on my way to the shops buy some fags, im a bit of a shifty looking old twat, ? but to cut a long story short, i was stopped by the highway patrol, i was warned not to walk in that district, anyway this copper got out, christ he was a huge bugger, he asked me if he could help, i told him im after some fags officer, as soon as i opened my mouth he clicked i nearly had to pick him up off the floor
  14. well this is a new one on me, but i never thowt day would come when i would be referring someone as a twat,but here goes, your a good old twat Kev
  15. I wil get my pennysworth in afore this topic goes in the bin,i did say in the obesity topic it would end up where it belongs, and bugger me here we are , are you lot not surprised the mod banned it, perhaps he gave us all enough rope to hang ourselves and some of you did
  16. well i hope everything turns out ok for your dad mate, Francie i havent a clue mate
  17. just reading the report the paramedics left, blood pressure 185 over 78 22nd february
  18. I had a 24 hr heart monitor fitted in February, just had a telephone call from the surgery please attend the surgery on monday the 8th March to be fitted with a 24 heart monitor , i told them i had been fitted with one in february, but she says the doctor requires another reading ffs
  19. sorry to be reading this matey i truly am, its all gloom n fekin doom, all the best for your brother Daniel
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