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  1. What do you call an anorexic with a genital infection ? A quarter pounder with cheese .

    1. Lab
    2. MoChara

      MoChara

      lol PIL, you have been on www.crapjokes.com again

    3. PIL

      PIL

      Jack GFY !!!

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  2. What happened to that thread? its not been bumped up for a while can someone bump it as I've not seen it yet .
  3. lookout lads ,crofty's online .lol

    1. PIL

      PIL

      Kay , when you get five mins sit down and put your feet up and go through the pages ,funny as fook but dose get tired in the end .lol

    2. paulus

      paulus

      ive missed him b*stard...lol

    3. paulus

      paulus

      he`s a legend in his own watering can kay

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  4. Reports are coming in that lab has been rushed to Fife a&e after choking on his deep fried calzone whilest watching the footy

    1. Lab

      Lab

      I'm bulking up....muscle doesnt just fall out of the trees you know...

    2. mickmck
    3. Lab

      Lab

      fat f****r...lol

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  5. pick that one out of the net , c'mon England .

    1. PIL

      PIL

      Thank fukc that's finnished .lol

    2. cheeky

      cheeky

      Rooney was pulling his hair out lol.glad you's done it

    3. PIL
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  6. NEW FROM ANDREX !! Islamic toilet paper,not only a muslim on every sheet , but every time you wipe your arse you get to colour him in :)

    1. PIL

      PIL

      Just found the joke site paulus has been using for the last week .lol

    2. MoChara

      MoChara

      haha!! www.crapjokes.com

    3. PIL
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  7. basil called me artic a couple of weeks back as well ,he must really miss him
  8. How much for just the rabbits as I know a fella who's after a couple :laugh: :laugh:
  9. The Queens corgis are delighted Prince Phillip is back home at the palace , as they won't get blamed for pissing in the sofa . lol

  10. Im going to both the games in Donetsk which is the first and third games France and Ukraine........with the option to go to any further games we may or may not play.......Nah im not a big beer drinker .................for that exact reason Well i must say Gnasher your certainly a top class fan whether its club or country...... I'm very jealous that you get to go to tournaments with your club. When Scotland finally get there arse in gear i'll be off to that tournament too..........never mind the cash flow or work load....i'm going... could be waiting a while lab
  11. sounds nice, love prawns remind of lab's mrs' though dont know why. lol
  12. Kung-po prawns ,egg fried rice , sweat and sour chicken, beef and mushroom , two portions of chips for the four of us .mmmmmmmm
  13. PIL

    JOKE

    It's the way you tell em :laugh:
  14. At Center Parcs in Penrith for an easy week . Sports bar in 10 mins for a few bevvies then back to the lodge for a sauna w hen the kids a

    1. PIL

      PIL

      ^ are in bed .lol. fecking phone .

  15. At the beach at Weymouth with the kids , mrs back home working . happy days :)

    1. tomano1

      tomano1

      Sounds good mate peace enjoy ya self

  16. Tony , any good for hft ? :laugh:
  17. Hi Tom , sorry to see your selling up but hey needs must . I hope you get back up on your feet soon buddy .
  18. A good read that phantom, try to rise above it all I know its easier said than done . I also went through a marriage breakup ( two kids involved) really fecks with your head . I have not done or seen the things you've seen so can only imagine. Don't let them pull you down stay strong buddy . Steve
  19. well i knew it was coming ! Just found my first grey hair ,all down hill from here on.lol

    1. PIL

      PIL

      Moll ,I found a couple down there in my youth but that another story .lol.lol

    2. Moll.

      Moll.

      OMG Nooooo lol

       

    3. PIL

      PIL

      They say what goes around comes around ,I'm still waiting for a stunning 17 teen year old to knock on my door. (female) before earth or paulus try to railroad tho post .lol

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  20. Twat Oh my ....... Your a man of many words bust :laugh: :laugh:
  21. Nice offer there smecky,I'm sure your get a good response .
  22. Hi lads ,always next time Darryl I'm sure the tables will turn pretty soon nice shooting lads keep at them (arse over tit climbing a fence ) pmsl Atb Steve
  23. Another good video there Elmer keep em coming.
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