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The top 8 things girls should say to men: 1. I'm bored, let's shave me snatch 2. Are you sure you've had plenty to drink? 3. That fart was awesome drop another! 4. Of course I swallow, it's lush 5. No thats ok you watch porn, I'll toss you off after i've done these dishes. 6. Just for a change stick it up me arse. 7. Are you still shagging that girl at work? 8. Marriage? No f*****g way! Sadly, Carlsberg dont do these girlfriends but Thailand does!
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Two essex girls, Sharon and tracey were complaining about having a sore throat. Sharon said "When I have a sore throat, I always give my husband a blow job and swallow... the next day its better, you should try it." Next day sharon sees tracey "How did it go then?" "Brilliant" says tracey, "your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!
