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rocky1

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  1. 2 many getting out x with non working greys or any old bull ,thats why i would a lurcher based bullx not 1stx with non working parents imo ,people allways say the bull works holes or its a courseing grey very rare thats the case
  2. WHY THATS A GOOD THING 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 THE QUARRY WILL COME BACK OUT ,I LIKE A DOG 2 SMASH THE COVER ,MITE BEEN MORE INJURYS BUT CATCH RATE WILL RISE
  3. WHAT AGE ARE YOU STARTING 2 WORK HER ,I WOULD LIKE 2 SEE A PICS OF HER AGAIN WHEN SHE RUNNING FIT
  4. asabove says black lad left ,parents 100% tested earth dogs ,£150 message me for more info ,pics 2 be added later ,northeast area,ready now
  5. LOOKS ABIT HEAVY 2 ME,BET ITS GOT A TURNING CIRCLE OF THE TITANTIC LOL ,MAYBE A GOOD DIGGING MANS DOG
  6. some dogs heal well if you let them heal .
  7. A NEW VIAGRA DRUG IS AVAILABLE IN POWDER FORM PUT 2 TEASPOONS IN YER TEA DOES f**k ALL 4 YER SEX LIFE BUT IT STOPS YER BISCUITS FROM GOING SOFT
  8. my parters sound even encourages my kids 2 come out lamping /ferreting cooks and eats thr eddible game she knows the dogs are my life
  9. An englishman, a scotsman, an irishman, a latvian, a turk, an aussie, a yank, an egyptian, a jap, a mexican, a spaniard, a greek, a russian, an estonian, a german, an italian, a pole, a lithuanian, a swede, a finn, an isreali, a romanian, a bulgarian, a serb, a chzeck, and a swiss went into a pub. The landlord says " I can't let you in without a Thai
  10. if you dogs got jump up toes ,toes missing ,crab footed aslongs a s does the job
  11. A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship. "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you.""Why, because you miss me?""No, because it keeps me from coming too fast."
  12. Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you f****r!"He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'f**k off it'll be too painful.'"
  13. Two puffs meet in a nightclub and go home for some sex, before they get home one puff says "ive got lennox Lewis tattood on one arse cheek and mike Tyson on the other" ....."f**k that" says the other puff, "im not getting in the ring with them two"
  14. Farmer wrote 2 his son in jail "This year I won't b able 2 plant potatoes coz I can't dig th ground,I know if u were here u wud help me" Th son wrote:"Dad don't think of diggin th ground coz that's where I buried th guns' Police reads th letter&the next day, th ground was dug by police lookin for guns but nowt was found. Next day the son wrote again"Now plant your potatoes dad,it's the best I cud do from here!
  15. I went to Bangcok for a testicle operation. The nurse cupped my balls and she said "don't worry, its normal to get an erection when doing this". I said "I haven't got an erection", she replied "I have" My wife and her friend were having a conversation about how useless men are when my wife said, "They can't do two things at once." At this, I interrupted and said, "Actually I can!" "Give me an example," she replied."Well, while I was f*****g you last night, I was thinking about your friend." A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship. "Y
  16. I Like My Women How I Like My Whisky '16' Years Old... Full Of Coke! House party- always one left over in the morning! Lying on the floor behind the sofa, f****n legless can't stand! Asked where he lived so dragged him up, pulled him down the path to the car, f****n legs all over the place! Chucked him in the car and took him home! Dragged him up to his house and knocked on the door! Brought your son home from the party! His mum replies" did you bring his wheelchair?" Dave is a taxi driver who loves to run over pakis and listen to the thud. One day he picks up a little old lady. He's
  17. In my bedroom gettin a blowjob,[bANNED TEXT] I heard someone runnin up my stairs.I had just enough time to get her hidden, My wife stormed in, looking absolutely furious"I can't believe you been gettin head off my f****n nana"she snarled. What dya mean babe?I said."Av not dun anythin"She said "Your dick is still hard.I said"So what does that prove?I could've been having a wank"She said,"What with false teeth round ya cock
  18. nice pups ,but think might have 2 much of a noise in them for lamping dogs could be wrong .somone with x might be able tell me different
  19. theirs no realy proper age 2 be honest ,its every one 2 their own,i heard lads on here start them 4 month old ,i allways wait untill about 9 month ,i would,nt start untill they ready as frustraion sets if you start 2 early .
  20. had a awsome night on the lamp lastnite ,rest them tonite then back on it friday ,happydays

  21. WELL OF OUT THE LAMP TONITE ,

    1. old timer123

      old timer123

      lucky you i cant get a f*****g team there messing wankers round here

    2. rocky1

      rocky1

      artic lol and oldtimer i,ll bring a team down if their stuff 2 do

    3. old timer123

      old timer123

      ile travel me pal go anywere with rate team head down south costs though deisel aint cheap im dogging a shogun a min

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