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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'
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I admire your patience and tolerance, not to have it throttled by now LOL , any other man would have. Atb j
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Holding the zero by Gerald Seymour. Fiction about an Iraqi sniper hunting an English sniper, during the Kurdish war. Fiction, but a great read imo. Atb j
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Some chewing on that, must have been a while at it. Atb j
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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross." Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!" Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and as
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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota ." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many c
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Is there nothing tec7 can't do lol. Have tubes of it here just in case Atb j
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Thanks hang & bang. Was raised with gsds around the place, but never seen one of the bm up close and personal. Atb j
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Not good chid, hope all pulls through Atb j
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I really enjoyed these. If you like vikings and Lord of the rings kind of thing Atb j
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Second confirmed case in the local small town close to me, 25 miles away. Getting closer by the day. Atb j
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A brilliant answer thank you Atb j
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https://www.rsvplive.ie/news/irish-nurse-who-returned-home-21786512
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?? Atb j
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Proper oder too. Atb j
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On the issiue of work, if and when work is provided, the people in the aera must take it, or no benefits, what ever. Just one police force the army. Yes most definitely trade with other countries, but on our terms. The finer points make it sound so much better, well at least in my head it does lol. Kids under 18 breaking the law, militarily school, thought, pride in their country, respect also in themselves as well, and thaught a trade as well. Take back our fishing and gas grounds. Create work with off shore wind farms. Tell Brussels to forget about the mo
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Sponge baths, a lot to be said for them, ??Atb j
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??? Did you get it sorted Atb j
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Very good. I have had this discussion many times with a good friend of mine. I would completely change the running of the country. This is pure fantasy of course lol. First off, get rid of the government we have, and just have a few trustworthy members on staff, for a normal weeks wage, which will be reviewed every four months, to see are they pulling their weight. Next get rid of the churchs out of running the country, and take back the property they have. All they own is the church. Bring back the death penalty for pedos, rapists murders and drug dealers. 3 strike
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Twins LOL Atb j
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Daft question, this is just for a bit of fun really. I you had the chance to change your country, for what you think would be the best for it and her people. What would you do. Atb j
