Once upon a time, in a land far far away, lived a demi god, named Gooey, and he was king of all the jinns.
There was nothing he couldn't do, and no animal he couldn't overpower, especially when accompanied by his lethal, fiercely protective 'slophounds'!!
Many tried to topple Gooey off his otherworldly throne, but no-one could ever do it.
Many say he still haunts certain working dog forums, even to this day.
All I know, is that he's certainly VERY SPECIAL.
Long live Gooey, king of all the jinns.