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Lab

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  1. Naaa just rent out your wife talking about his wife again....... don't know what he charges just incase you ask lol, not my style...... Funnily enough... not my style either... I'm tempted to come back with a witty retort but...........naaaaaaaa "GAY" who's gay? I'm talking to Feed the bear...........and relax!!!
  2. Maybe they were in the scheme..... cany mind where that was filmed..... I'm sure the big skinny c**t had an epileptic dog.... and the skinny bird got a right hook from a fattish bird.... Yer way aff bud......thats Kilmarnock and the big c**t was Marvin no Billy.......... Aye, your right enough..... felt sorry for big marv...... what about that other c**t, never worked a day in his life.... of for a fortnight with the family to the canaries lol..... would have loved to have been in that complex with that lot....... not. Pished myself from start to finish!! f**k off on holiday f
  3. Naaa just rent out your wife talking about his wife again....... don't know what he charges just incase you ask lol, not my style...... Funnily enough... not my style either... I'm tempted to come back with a witty retort but...........naaaaaaaa "GAY"
  4. Maybe they were in the scheme..... cany mind where that was filmed..... I'm sure the big skinny c**t had an epileptic dog.... and the skinny bird got a right hook from a fattish bird.... Yer way aff bud......thats Kilmarnock and the big c**t was Marvin no Billy..........
  5. Sueing!!! They've just picked up enough storyline to take them too next xmas..........wheres the royalties thats what i want to know?
  6. great idea... can we have a man on man section...lol. prefably GINGER men ...... Aye....keep the gingers in the same group........
  7. I wish to f**k billy would put an appearance in..... no point in only hearing ethyl's side of the story...... here billy mate, tell us your side, we wont judge you mate, honest!!!! Wait a f*****g minute here.......we've got an Ethyl, a Billy....dont tell me this new fat bird of his is called Heather..
  8. Gon then Andy you smooth talking son of bitch...............
  9. That ethyl has been cold for a long time....
  10. Just open another page up wi some porn, ye canny whack it!!!..........Saying that ye can do
  11. ffs feed the bear,i've that recorded, lol.... sorry mate.... if it makes you feel better, it isn't alfies...... done it again........ ffs she's a bigger cow than cold ethel, Aye.......... seemingly the dug beat him to it...... :tongue4: is that the one with epilepsy? Pair eh silly c**ts.....a kat and a dog cant breed......
  12. ffs feed the bear,i've that recorded, lol.... sorry mate.... if it makes you feel better, it isn't alfies...... done it again........ ffs she's a bigger cow than cold ethel, Hahahahahha..............just spat coffee all over ma f*****g laptop there
  13. I'd imagine the call to go something like this..............."Just put me straight through to f*****g Jeremy ya c**t"
  14. Is it yours........ naaaaa......... but I'll take the blame for stacys....... :tongue4: I'll see you on the Jeremy Kyle for that 1 then big man....... Thats where these clowns should be..... I'm gonna google an application form for them, I reckon the whole of Britain should hear their rants not just us chosen few....... You might get a mention...... "So who contacted the show today?".............."it was feed the bear that set it up Jeremy".....
  15. Lab

    joke

    Said to the wife last night "Give me a chilean miner would you darling"!! She said "Whats that?" "Work your way down to the bottom of ma shaft and stay there till xmas"...
  16. Is it yours........ naaaaa......... but I'll take the blame for stacys....... :tongue4: I'll see you on the Jeremy Kyle for that 1 then big man.......
  17. Order..Order!!!! The accused may speak now..............................
  18. Yes i spotted that too......must be him since he's not defending himself
  19. f**k......when did this start, i thought i had set a reminder? Is there a +1 channel or will i catch it on i.player?
  20. Since the fairy is away dancing i will tell you...........YES!!!!!!!!!!
  21. You dont get your laptop in jail......cant believe he's been caught exposing himself......AGAIN!!!!
  22. I'll miss u mate.............. Been in contact wi the misses and she says its fine to come down and keep your side of the bed warm. Take her back with you dont mind a cold bed Hahahahah.....now go and show her what you wrote....... :black eye:
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