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  1. Lab

    stupid fat cow

    Dont tell me Jeremy whooped you at Fifa tae...........
  2. Lab

    stupid fat cow

    I think you've hit the nail on the head there mate.....Looks like the whole egg story is just pish to cover up the ass whooping that heavy hoop dished out at fifa the day..... Reckon he flung the joypad down in a hissy fit? :laugh: Correct...... Probably landed in his egg and started this whole shambles.....
  3. Lab

    stupid fat cow

    I think you've hit the nail on the head there mate.....Looks like the whole egg story is just pish to cover up the ass whooping that heavy hoop dished out at fifa the day.....
  4. Lab

    stupid fat cow

    You had my sympathy until I read that line! Sounds like something my 7 year old son would say.... I'd be pissed off if someone turned my console off mid game, but FFS... i get quite upset about people coming in and turning the xbox off after i have had a hard day anoys me more when its some fat lazy twat that aint got a f*****g job and they telling me to do some thing constructive its like f**k off get off yer lazy f*****g ass and find a b***%*d f*****g job ya cheep c**t Come on clabby when you on Jeremy Kyle then.........
  5. Lab

    stupid fat cow

    You had my sympathy until I read that line! Sounds like something my 7 year old son would say.... I'd be pissed off if someone turned my console off mid game, but FFS... AAAAAHHHHHHHHH YOU b*****d, LEVEL 5 ON 'CHUCKY EGG'............GET THE f**k OUT MY HOUSE YOU FAT BITCH.....
  6. Lab

    stupid fat cow

    Just when i thought it couldn't get any better.................................
  7. Lab

    stupid fat cow

    "I wanted to break the f*****g yolk" na na na na na......................
  8. Seriously though, surely most men would prefer a woman to have curves than not...? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part? As long as were talking curves and not curves on curves here......... ....no definitely curves. Not fat. Curvy. Pamela Anderson curvy or Dawn French curvy.... lol, don't think pamela anderson is curvy mate, just got bit tits.............. marilyn munro was curvy.. Oh no she's curvy in all the right places mate.............MM way before my time.... same here..... only heard about here like..... from my grandad... Oh yer grandad noo...
  9. As long as were talking curves and not curves on curves here......... ....no definitely curves. Not fat. Curvy. Pamela Anderson curvy or Dawn French curvy.... lol, don't think pamela anderson is curvy mate, just got bit tits.............. marilyn munro was curvy.. Oh no she's curvy in all the right places mate.............MM way before my time.... same here..... only heard about here like..... from my grandad... Oh yer grandad noo.........what did he have missing, his arms.... naa he had all his limbs.... only thing he had missin was his teeth.....
  10. Lab

    Cows

    lol I'll need to remember that the next time 35 young bullocks are charging me on the lamp as I'm standing in the middle of the field............ now what was it I had to do..... ohhh aye, stamp the ground... While singing "Cant touch this.........Hammer time!!!"................. Older than me.......seemingly don't know that one mate, is it old???
  11. Your misses is in a lot of trouble then.....sleeping with a young boy...
  12. As long as were talking curves and not curves on curves here......... ....no definitely curves. Not fat. Curvy. Pamela Anderson curvy or Dawn French curvy.... lol, don't think pamela anderson is curvy mate, just got bit tits.............. marilyn munro was curvy.. Oh no she's curvy in all the right places mate.............MM way before my time.... same here..... only heard about here like..... from my grandad... Oh yer grandad noo.........what did he have missing, his arms....
  13. Lab

    Cows

    lol I'll need to remember that the next time 35 young bullocks are charging me on the lamp as I'm standing in the middle of the field............ now what was it I had to do..... ohhh aye, stamp the ground... While singing "Cant touch this.........Hammer time!!!".................
  14. As long as were talking curves and not curves on curves here......... ....no definitely curves. Not fat. Curvy. Pamela Anderson curvy or Dawn French curvy.... lol, don't think pamela anderson is curvy mate, just got bit tits.............. marilyn munro was curvy.. Oh no she's curvy in all the right places mate.............MM way before my time....
  15. As long as were talking curves and not curves on curves here......... ....no definitely curves. Not fat. Curvy. Pamela Anderson curvy or Dawn French curvy....
  16. As long as were talking curves and not curves on curves here.........
  17. :11: didnt think it would of taken too long for you to see that The stuff of nightmares it has a smile like lab tastics mrs Got an arse like her too........ A lot of men like big arses. True!!! Earth loves a man with a great big hairy arse........
  18. Lab

    Cows

    its not so bad when they are staring at you from eye level...... its when they are looking down at you, you need to worry....... I was out with the dogslast summer near my parent's place in Borrowdale. It was hot and I had a swim in the beck and then laid on the grass for a bit. I woke up surrounded by cows and calves staring down at me. The dogs had abandoned me and were sitting on the opposite bank. f**k me, need more information, begin describing the first 2 sentences again only expand..... Shall we make this an "Add a line...." thread.......
  19. shut your mouth you....... Piss off, or I'll get my dad.. He's bigger than your dad.. my dads dead...... thanks for reminding me...... Figure of speech.. lol, get over your self, only kidden.................. although, yours probably is taller, mine lost his legs in the war............. Has he got a spare set of gaitors lying around then......... how did you know it was a gator that bit off his legs??? It was the bore war... Think i heard about this story on the news............was his mate eaten by a crocodile but somebody just thought it
  20. :11: didnt think it would of taken too long for you to see that The stuff of nightmares it has a smile like lab tastics mrs Got an arse like her too........
  21. shut your mouth you....... Piss off, or I'll get my dad.. He's bigger than your dad.. my dads dead...... thanks for reminding me...... Figure of speech.. lol, get over your self, only kidden.................. although, yours probably is taller, mine lost his legs in the war............. Has he got a spare set of gaitors lying around then.........
  22. Av stopped it..............honest
  23. .....I have a whip. But do you ride.... No beatin about the bush,straight to the point...lol Whatever do you mean....i was simply asking a question! I hope its not taken in the way that you seem to be taking it.... I wonder If Id get away with asking that when Im working in the club..... Try it... Yes, it may work. Are you attractive? I cant answer that 1.....way way way to polite.... Oh come on now....be brave. Ok then i'm a bloody hunk......jesus Buttermilk you bring out my bad side.... Gosh. That shot out really quickly.... Disgracef
  24. But do you ride.... No beatin about the bush,straight to the point...lol Whatever do you mean....i was simply asking a question! I hope its not taken in the way that you seem to be taking it.... I wonder If Id get away with asking that when Im working in the club..... Try it... Yes, it may work. Are you attractive? I cant answer that 1.....way way way to polite.... Oh come on now....be brave. Ok then i'm a bloody hunk......jesus Buttermilk you bring out my bad side....
  25. But do you ride.... No beatin about the bush,straight to the point...lol Whatever do you mean....i was simply asking a question! I hope its not taken in the way that you seem to be taking it.... I wonder If Id get away with asking that when Im working in the club..... Try it... Yes, it may work. Are you attractive? I cant answer that 1.....way way way to polite....
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