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Lab

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  1. Into it!!!!, i've got a f*****g degree in it!!! Only difference between me and you mate is i'm the creamer not the cleaner
  2. Still pee myself with laff tho.......
  3. Too right,the rough comes with the smooth My wifes a diamond,wouldnt change her for the world :kiss: :stinker: :friends: :blush: Awwwwwww.....you'd bring a tear to a glass eye so ye would
  4. Too right!!!!! :kiss: :kiss: Oooooh love is in the air, everytime i look around..........
  5. A glorious day for all....the pope, our saviour has arrived

    1. Malt

      Malt

      Calm down Lab, he's only a man in a silly hat... lol

  6. ...my room mate at uni's boyfriend did that and she bit his tongue really, really hard. Everyone woke up and we had to stem the flow of blood with a tea towel, he had to go to casualty ...it was all very traumatic and he had a bit of a misshapen tongue afterwards. i got bitten somewhere else and yes it hurt wasnt even a girlfriend just some women me AND a mate pulled.we were 16,she was 30 odd.she bit mine while he was banging it,ahhh the good old days my wife never moans or nothing,can do no wrong in her eyes,used to bang her when i were 16 too so we were childhood sweet hearts
  7. ...my room mate at uni's boyfriend did that and she bit his tongue really, really hard. Everyone woke up and we had to stem the flow of blood with a tea towel, he had to go to casualty ...it was all very traumatic and he had a bit of a misshapen tongue afterwards. i got bitten somewhere else and yes it hurt wasnt even a girlfriend just some women me AND a mate pulled.we were 16,she was 30 odd.she bit mine while he was banging it,ahhh the good old days my wife never moans or nothing,can do no wrong in her eyes,used to bang her when i were 16 too so we were childhood sweet hearts
  8. Personally a pedigree means jack to me cause i would rather see the dog work, so i cant put a fee on it! 2 year old at stud and already sired a litter is crazy, the dogs far to young yet.
  9. again old man there is nothing in that thread i posted was racist,yet again you just come out with the same shit.why are you clcking on this if it offends you so much/well heres hoping that drunken slumber you fall into,you dont wake up from it.anyway told you im not gonna even get into it with you.i dont like you and im sure you dont like me so please stop replying to me personally your just a boring old tramp Oh I'm sorry mate you've taken my reply the wrong way...I don't think I called you a racist...what I was basically saying was your a wanker and a coward sorry if I offended you.
  10. Lab

    united v liverpool

    lab you still whining about that game lol you will make yourself no well mate Am going to keep going till your out too........
  11. Lab

    united v liverpool

    I'd like to see Man utd get turned over after ferguson' disgraceful team selection last night... Probably be 1 goal in it though.
  12. Just say "Darling, how do you fancy a long romantic stroll in the moonlight"? And when she replies "Yes" say.........."Good!!!, it's your f*****g turn to take the dogs for a walk"....
  13. Said i wernt going to reply but as your question has nothing to do with the thread i will. I never said that in my interview, there was never any need, the recruiter and the officer both made it perfectly clear that more than likely do afganistan, afterall it is the army, not knitting class .. maybe you can make me a nice jumper for on my return i,d love to knit you a jumper,but i,ll wait till you get back so i know how many arms to knit on it or i could do you a tank top to be on the safe side Brilliant..........
  14. Everyone is obsessed by bumming. Is it rubbing of on you yet........ Not quite yet...... Thats sounds like a wee offer I think lab Well if its purely for converting to bumming reasons then i'm up for the challenge.........
  15. Everyone is obsessed by bumming. Is it rubbing of on you yet........
  16. Gender says "female" so maybe she can wank of you FTB....
  17. New cooking programme starts tonight with victims of domestic abuse.....its called "Cant Cook, Right Hook"!!....
  18. Seems like Little Timmy has a bigger problem with Christians than Muslims................ Hope you are not being bigoted towards Christians now, practice what you preach and all that....
  19. If you or a family member got hit by a driver who was under the influence then you may see it from a adults point of view eh? Taken any more photos? So you wrote "I'm sure he'll take it like a man" with no sexual inuendo involved............ Not not at all. I was refering to the old saying "Take it like a man" he knows the ropes, and it's not as if this is his first offence is it. Well thats the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life. George Micheal is going to jail and is expected to take it like a man reported by Artic...........oh if only the papers could get a
  20. Would have been different maybe if we all knew that Ferguson was going to put the reserves on........ Lab, thats no excuse, we were f*****g wank!! Played with no passion, no creation, and no sesire to win the game! got in at 12.45am from the game and really really wish i hadnt bothered going/!! True the open stages always start of poor, but they are shit, and we made ourselves look not far behind them.... You'll know man u better than me mate but the team that was put out last night was nothing but shocking, you would not see Ferguson do that against Celtic thats a cert'!! In
  21. If you or a family member got hit by a driver who was under the influence then you may see it from a adults point of view eh? Taken any more photos? So you wrote "I'm sure he'll take it like a man" with no sexual inuendo involved............
  22. Would have been different maybe if we all knew that Ferguson was going to put the reserves on........
  23. An real nail biter of a 0-0............
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