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Lab

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  1. Lab

    survival

    He is a bit of a twat but as a 'tv programme' then its ok. I always laugh when he does one of these daring stunts and he goes on how 'one slip and he is dead' and a boy does it along side him with a great big f*****g camera on his back.
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    blackie

    Never had the idea the mans an anti, where did that 1 come from? Seemed to get involved with the banter threads, ok bloke to me
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    chat room

    Some miserable greedy b*****ds on here..... Whats all the moaning about a bloody fiver, you cant do jack shit for a fiver nowadays so get your hand in your pocket and stop whingin'. IanB could make a grand a week for all i give a flying f**k, its a great site, great laugh and i'm more than happy to contribute...
  4. I crashed and burned on the first one.... Maybe you should try again then Who would you reccomend that i hit on? Awww fir fucks sake mate your f*****g useless.................Hollie would you like to go on a date with John, lets ask our Graham!!!!! Our Graham.............. priceless 'Hit on' anyone that takes your fancy first things first.. who fucks on first dates!!!!!!!!!!!! spit? swollow? blows bubbles? Are you just listing your qualities here then..... all i will say is my wife is PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFECT
  5. I crashed and burned on the first one.... Maybe you should try again then Who would you reccomend that i hit on? Awww fir fucks sake mate your f*****g useless.................Hollie would you like to go on a date with John, lets ask our Graham!!!!! Our Graham.............. priceless 'Hit on' anyone that takes your fancy first things first.. who fucks on first dates!!!!!!!!!!!! spit? swollow? blows bubbles? Are you just listing your qualities here then.....
  6. Jesus!!!! Never knew Bill Gates was a member...... Neither did I but how did you guess my name? What "Jesus"........? what my son? Whats yer knowledge like on pc's.....?
  7. Jesus!!!! Never knew Bill Gates was a member...... Neither did I but how did you guess my name? What "Jesus"........?
  8. Jesus!!!! Never knew Bill Gates was a member......
  9. I crashed and burned on the first one.... Maybe you should try again then Who would you reccomend that i hit on? Awww fir fucks sake mate your f*****g useless.................Hollie would you like to go on a date with John, lets ask our Graham!!!!!
  10. Bet she f****d off cause she was going through too many bottles of nail varnish.......... dint start usein it till after i went Its ok mate your around friends, you can tell us........now if you wanted to throw a bit lippy on and wear one of your misses dresses on the weekend then good for you. Have you pm'd John just incase, seems like he is out of ideas.....
  11. Bet she f****d off cause she was going through too many bottles of nail varnish..........
  12. age!! shes the petite mouthy one! 5ft nothing size 10. have to warn ya though.... crazy runs in the family :crazy: :aggressive: Well theres the info you need John so you can take it from there...........maybe have to put up with a bit craziness for some luvvin!!!
  13. so many good plots but the hungry fat chick and the x box gets my vote Well you've just won yourself the part of the x box mate
  14. Or would it be a murder mystery involving a rather large lady with egg on her face and an x box rammed up her arse.....
  15. Thats fine but what do you want to be in the Movie? OH the movie ......emmmmmmmm may i be a fly that just sits in the womens toilets in the pub or may i be a pair of knickers on a fat chick Wonder if there will be many contenders to be a tin of fly spray......
  16. Thats fine but what do you want to be in the Movie?
  17. Come on John you've got this in the bag.........'Gems oot but i think your in with the sister? When you said 'big' sister 'Gem did you mean "age" or "build".............you should have really cleared this 1 up already John.... No need to thank me though...
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    stupid fat cow

    What do you keep saying she for...............your only interetsed when yer dodging a pair of swinging hairy baws....
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    stupid fat cow

    clabby just PM'd me, she's a black Islamic immigrant from Poland.. Sounds like your type of girl TN! RIGHT'' ENOUGH OF THIS FUCCKING ABOUT I DONT GIVE TWO FUCKKS IF SHE'S BLACKER THAN STREET TARMAC I WILL HAVE HER ''DEMOLISHING MY SWISS ROLL'' IF I GET MY PAWS ON HER There it is....
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    stupid fat cow

    clabby just PM'd me, she's a black Islamic immigrant from Poland.. Sounds like your type of girl TN! ................here comes a ban post............
  21. Have to agree, although may have worded it slightly differently! Change it to "cookin lady" would you......
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    stupid fat cow

    she is more like 20 stone of pure ass id imagin shaggin that would be like shagging a water bed. id rather stand me chances picking a fight with a pub full of jocks while i ware a england shirt no offence And we'll have less of that for a start or i'll be down personnally to stick my own sausage right in your egg......
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    Cows

    I always stick to the edge of fields if i have the dogs in toe. I fear horses and cattle, anything that size can kill you easily without trying.
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    stupid fat cow

    Dont tell me Jeremy whooped you at Fifa tae........... no he would not stand a chance and im not a fifa fan am one of they sad fuckers that play halo and cod Try Fifa then.....sounds like your f*****g pish at they 2....
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