SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final
exam.
"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,
illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!" A smart-arsed chappie at the back of the room raised
his hand and asked ,"What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from
complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to
laughter and sniggering.
When