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  1. Now your talking Stealthy, had many a good meal from a slow cooker, infact I married her in the end .......I remember walking into the kitchen one morning and the girl was making the breakfast in her slippers....... and i thought "I must buy her a f*****g frying pan..."...
  2. Everyone taking part got one probably......
  3. Its like "Take Hanging -------"...........some balls too do that mind.....
  4. Quality .....what did he have written on his back mate.....?
  5. Lab

    scary shit

    Well one of two things would have happened there.........1. Curled up into a ball and cried for my mum.....or 2. Skittled her along the floor with a nicely placed left peg.......
  6. also use your wives so you could say i was a serial cheat. Love the Polish breckfast she makes. you can do whatever you want to my wife, I've not seen her for two years! lol i wont ask mate nowt spectacular.....she's an evil whore and I saw the light or how she expalins it "I f****d off with Leroy cause Robs tiny cock was just not doing it for me!"............. As for the sad b*****d who go the bus......TWAT!!! My mate just completed the Inverness marathon the other weekend. 4hrs 13mins and the last six mile his knee packed in. He was on for a 3hr 50mins if he didn
  7. Well heres a bit of scottish he will love when you see him next at work just say......"Git it round ye ya orange b*****d!".................
  8. Dog training time......

    1. Lab

      Lab

      No your mum....think another few lessons and she be reyt!!....lol

    2. judge2010
    3. rob190364

      rob190364

      don't bother with the training lab, just put a lock on the fridge, that'll stop them eating all the cakes!

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  9. Bet that left a 8" skid mark in your boxers......... Hope your dog makes a quick recovery Bird...............
  10. Any excuse to get into some leather. FTB This from the 'boy' who wanted to start some weird fruit shooting game off each other.................weirdo!!! Touched a nerve with the leather comment? FTB No........i'm quite partial to a bit of leather. Safety reasons only of course!!!....
  11. Well they better get it f*****g sorted soon because X factor is getting on my tits...... and Scotlands greatest, I noticed theres quite alot of Fifers CAME OOT with alot of ,s club tunes Haven't watched that........Pat Nevins voice is enough to switch the tv over....
  12. Any excuse to get into some leather. FTB This from the 'boy' who wanted to start some weird fruit shooting game off each other.................weirdo!!!
  13. Well we should keep this experiment factually correct and i should be allowed to go past on a motorbike.?..
  14. I'm the opposite then. Confident with the shotgun but not with the rifle. I never take any long shots with the rifle nowadays, I was much better when I was 10..... Lol Any daft c**t can shoot a shotgun. A good rifle shot is an art. And as for pheasants being easy targets, Duncan, you sound bitter at the fact you cannot afford quality birds. Maybe you should stick to your 25p a throw clays FTB You've just won the "Slavering Shite Award"................ Listen mate your just a chicken farmer. Ask the grouse lads who use their tools 7 days a week which is harder
  15. ..........true story i think!
  16. Well they better get it f*****g sorted soon because X factor is getting on my tits......
  17. I thought that pet-name was just kept for PM.......sorry sweetcheeks...
  18. I'm the opposite then. Confident with the shotgun but not with the rifle. I never take any long shots with the rifle nowadays, I was much better when I was 10..... Lol Any daft c**t can shoot a shotgun. A good rifle shot is an art. And as for pheasants being easy targets, Duncan, you sound bitter at the fact you cannot afford quality birds. Maybe you should stick to your 25p a throw clays FTB You've just won the "Slavering Shite Award"................ Listen mate your just a chicken farmer. Ask the grouse lads who use their tools 7 days a week which is harder
  19. There you are then Kittlerox.........................Tenby it is........
  20. I'm the opposite then. Confident with the shotgun but not with the rifle. I never take any long shots with the rifle nowadays, I was much better when I was 10..... Lol Any daft c**t can shoot a shotgun. A good rifle shot is an art. And as for pheasants being easy targets, Duncan, you sound bitter at the fact you cannot afford quality birds. Maybe you should stick to your 25p a throw clays FTB You've just won the "Slavering Shite Award"................ Listen mate your just a chicken farmer. Ask the grouse lads who use their tools 7 days a week which is harder
  21. I'm the opposite then. Confident with the shotgun but not with the rifle. I never take any long shots with the rifle nowadays, I was much better when I was 10..... Lol Any daft c**t can shoot a shotgun. A good rifle shot is an art. And as for pheasants being easy targets, Duncan, you sound bitter at the fact you cannot afford quality birds. Maybe you should stick to your 25p a throw clays FTB You've just won the "Slavering Shite Award"................
  22. Only downside with Tenby is you might have to go for a pint with Malt.......................
  23. ...............and that reminds me be prepared to be shouted at.......its not personal and will be forgotten about at the end of the day over a nice sloe gin....
  24. Footwear......Sturdy set of boots or a pair of wellies Clothing.....Anything thats waterproof/windproof, i'd stick too a couple of thin layers of lightweight clothing. Sometimes if you wear a heavy jacket you can get warm and it makes it a bit of a slog. Stick to dark colours like green, black, brown........your not going to a disco... A pair of gloves and a tammie are advisable. If you dont get supplied with a meal or a pie and soup then take a sandwich along, a flask of soup or coffee/tea can be a little piece of heaven somedays too.... Be prepared to walk quite a bit, over rough ground
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