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Lab

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  1. .I think that is defo' the bigger question here......why shoot it and leave it lying? Fair enough if it was a crow but why a pigeon. If it was a woody then were you going to take it home or are you just one of these lads that shoot anything that moves?
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    Andy Murray

    He is a miserable c**t and an ugly one at that.....god knows what his bird sees in the millionaire?... But i hope he can win it.......British my Bellend, he's Scottish whether he wins or not...
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    The lottery

    I reckon i play the Lottery about 10 times a year.......maybe if i'm in the shop and i see someone buying a ticket. Then i forget about checking it for ages until someone mentions it again. I'll win feck all anyway...... same here mate i rarely but a ticket these days, when it first started i did it religiously but dont bother anymore. I remember watching the very first one with a bunch of mates.....sat in the house all with a ticket listening to Mystic Meg......what a load of shite....
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    The lottery

    I reckon i play the Lottery about 10 times a year.......maybe if i'm in the shop and i see someone buying a ticket. Then i forget about checking it for ages until someone mentions it again. I'll win feck all anyway......
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    The lottery

    Ive know idea how someone can keep the same set of numbers.....different know i suppose cause you can do it through the net but imagine having the same numbers for 3 years then you forget one day and you miss the jackpot. Straight to the gun cupboard i would go!!! you would still miss ...........I was talking to a keeper yesterday about the rain actually and we were talking about if a flood came and what you would do. Said it would be better just to go and get the gun and say "f**k it!!". Then he said he had heard about a farmer years back that got his Combine stuck in a feild, got it
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    The lottery

    Ive know idea how someone can keep the same set of numbers.....different know i suppose cause you can do it through the net but imagine having the same numbers for 3 years then you forget one day and you miss the jackpot. Straight to the gun cupboard i would go!!!
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    Man sheds

    the pics i promised an forgot aboot You f*****g shown off c**t!!!.................. Minted shed that mate, it really is. Looks like the partys at yours then............. it is but no gwa tuctors allowed That shed needs a Lab to liven the place up.................... let me stuff yours for next to the pool table Well i'd be doing the stuffing on the pool table so that would suit me fine............ wow there wee man, thats my table an ill be the only fooker doing any stuffing on it or anywhere near it Bloody smut!!!!....
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    Man sheds

    the pics i promised an forgot aboot You f*****g shown off c**t!!!.................. Minted shed that mate, it really is. Looks like the partys at yours then............. it is but no gwa tuctors allowed That shed needs a Lab to liven the place up.................... let me stuff yours for next to the pool table Well i'd be doing the stuffing on the pool table so that would suit me fine............
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    Man sheds

    the pics i promised an forgot aboot You f*****g shown off c**t!!!.................. Minted shed that mate, it really is. Looks like the partys at yours then............. it is but no gwa tuctors allowed That shed needs a Lab to liven the place up....................
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    geordie shore

    I dont need to watch that pish to listen too half wit Geordies......i just come on here and see what Graham has been posting.........
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    Man sheds

    the pics i promised an forgot aboot You f*****g shown off c**t!!!.................. Minted shed that mate, it really is. Looks like the partys at yours then.............
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    The lottery

    No my dads sisters husbands brother, no relation really! Is that not your Uncles Brother-in-law.............. Wont that be your Uncle In Law ..... well it would be once he won !! Is there such a thing as an uncle in law?......id imagine he's just named "That lucky c**t that won the Lottery".............
  13. Never came here then. Never heard nothing either..... I've said lots of times now to inform me when there coming so i can get myself into a wee known hotspot........
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    The lottery

    No my dads sisters husbands brother, no relation really! Is that not your Uncles Brother-in-law..............
  15. Even if a farmer says "Theres a braw wee whippet"....he'll be back next year............
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    The lottery

    I knew someone when i done fencing just after i left school who seemingly won a 6 figure sum. He had his own squad. Never did find out how much but he continued to work. Not sure if he still is?
  17. How do you know the chain isnt 6ft long?
  18. you would only need to do that to your own if its someone elses dont matter does it I wasn't talking about the vet, i was talking about the "best thing to do"..............
  19. What do you call a Scottish Paki with a drug addiction......Amaf Maheed

  20. Now if i had children thats the sort of thing that i would like to be called into school for so i could rip the piss out of some idiot teacher that has no clue. Some children c ome from towns and others stay in the country. I'd much rather have learned about Wildlife and Counrty pursuits than bloody Music, RE and f*****g French...
  21. FFS I hope you never watch Shrek............... :whistling:
  22. So the best thing to do really if you hit a cat is reverse over it.
  23. I've only had one lot of birds out so far and in a week and a half they have seen 2 good days. Managed to get some out today and hopefully the rain won't come tonight, atleast it's warm tonight. Was speaking to someone today about young birds and he has seen none, never seen any myself and not expecting it.......:-(
  24. There's a guy who walks about the village here picking up fag ends, breaking them up and rolling them in skins. I think he's the only person more pissed of with this f*****g rain than I am.... Lol
  25. Cause he's a f*****g smackhead that he'd helped enough and the last straw was to steal from him out of his home...........so f**k um!!! And you think the scum he,s helping out in jail are any better?? im betting at least 50% of them are on methadone the dirty bstards. Smackhead or not he,s still kith and kin but i suppose helping him wouldnt have got him tv exposure eh? Nope.... Just telling you the reason why he doesnt feel the need to help his brother....;-)
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