You don't need to record anything, you can have it live ........
I used to chat to a girl from Larne, she loved it, I had her shouting NO SURRENDER down the phone as she came (absolutely true)
That would be a man and he would have been from Falkirk.................. "She" didnt have a big black and white dog lying on the couch when you were speaking to "her" did "she".???..........
And were they wearing these?
That wouldn't surprise me if they belonged to you mate.....................