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  1. little bite there lab???? C'mon....you should know better than that....
  2. Don't have many magpies in this area but plenty crows. Caught many in the Larsen but I never kept the call bird more than a week. Oh and I never let the egg/ chick eating swine go either... Lol :laugh: Id kind of got attached to him after haveing him so long. He was an excellent call bird, and if i put another magpie in with it, it was dead in hour's. I just want him back in my trap and il be happy Marty. Do you have multiple birds in the same section mate.... If so, why?Why ask such a question.? The law states..you can only have one call bird at a time in any one trap. My traps co
  3. A f***ing lead pencil does...........
  4. Since when did i become the f***ing butt of all jokes on this cunting site.......anymore of it and i'll be starting a thread that i'm leaving!!!! Ive got f***ing feelings ye know!!
  5. You post on here looking for plumbers and guys to fix your boiler Thats cause am skint though........... What i mean is surely you canny buy a house for a pound then stick it right on the market for a grand?
  6. Must be conditions eh......what happens when you want to sell it?
  7. The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long
  8. Lab

    Raging

    Like he did last time then..............
  9. Ye canny say 'coloured' now ya racist!!!.... Bigdog.......stop 'liking' all the ginger jokes ya c**t!!!....
  10. Me and a mate tried the new takeaway that opened beside his house. We got a King Kong burger which was 3 x1/4 pounders. A woman of about 25 stone pipes up "3 burgers, dinny ken how folk manage that?"...Had to walk outside before i pmsl!!!

    1. Malt

      Malt

      Did you have one deep fried Lab? :D

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Dinny Malt...that sounds amazing...;-)

       

    3. low plains drifter

      low plains drifter

      should have just rammed your cream horn right up her big ole greedy desperado ring piece lol

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  11. Lab

    Raging

    ...........Dont reckon you get to be a multi-millionaire without meeting a few nasty people along the way. I'd forget about it for a long time.............maybe i'd think about it some years down the line....
  12. Sense of smell came back within a few days too, have had to remove most of the plug in airfresheners in the house now as they fecking stink! Taste has come back too yes. Fannies taste fresher when you're fag free!!! Thats not true........possibly your just getting a lick at a better one since you dont reek of f***ing fags and not got chocolate all over yer puss.... ........... I gets what I pays for .......Canny beat a bit of honesty......
  13. Pics? Might be the only way we get a smile out of you ya miserable swine..............
  14. Colin said you were a prick.....
  15. Sense of smell came back within a few days too, have had to remove most of the plug in airfresheners in the house now as they fecking stink! Taste has come back too yes. Fannies taste fresher when you're fag free!!! Thats not true........possibly your just getting a lick at a better one since you dont reek of f***ing fags and not got chocolate all over yer puss.... ...........
  16. Labs doctor surgery again........."In ye come take a seat, what can i do for you today?"................"I'm stressed, need a holiday"........................"f**k off, next!!!!"
  17. Cricketball to the nuts or cricketball to the head....................No brainer, head every time...
  18. Lab

    Beaters Tax

    BEATERS SHEET 2013-2014 1. M Mouse 2. D Duck 3. B Boo 4. S Gonzales 5. F Flintstone 6. Y Bear
  19. The best stuff is Flubenvet. You'll not need it for when they hatch........maybe you wont need it at all. Expensive stuff to be using for nowt.
  20. Don't have many magpies in this area but plenty crows. Caught many in the Larsen but I never kept the call bird more than a week. Oh and I never let the egg/ chick eating swine go either... Lol :laugh: Id kind of got attached to him after haveing him so long. He was an excellent call bird, and if i put another magpie in with it, it was dead in hour's. I just want him back in my trap and il be happy Marty. Do you have multiple birds in the same section mate.... If so, why? Why ask such a question.? The law states..you can only have one call bird at a time in any one trap. My
  21. pmsl..... What's a 'tiddlywink"...:-)
  22. You mind what you say now lab, he'll feckin throw you off Ben Nevis mind. I'm hoping he's that big he's slow now..........
  23. Wonder if he would tip this waiter........."Awite you faaaaccckkking slllllaaaagggg, hows the jellied eels little fella??"....
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