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  1. Should have used peanut butter(crunchy)......
  2. Hows there no like? Look just because your up north noo dont be making out like yer some f***ing highlander. Yer a toonie fae weegie land......and dont forget it...
  3. I agree lab - can't be shit!?!?!?!? Can it? Either way coulda done without watching this!!! Upside is I ain't had my dinner yet!!!! Well if thats her shit she'd better make an appointment at the doc's ......Canny explain the sickness bit though......pair of dirty b*****ds!!...
  4. Not giving a f**k what anybody says thats not shit!!.......
  5. Don't have many magpies in this area but plenty crows. Caught many in the Larsen but I never kept the call bird more than a week. Oh and I never let the egg/ chick eating swine go either... Lol :laugh: Id kind of got attached to him after haveing him so long. He was an excellent call bird, and if i put another magpie in with it, it was dead in hour's. I just want him back in my trap and il be happy Marty. Do you have multiple birds in the same section mate.... If so, why?Why ask such a question.? The law states..you can only have one call bird at a time in any one trap. My tr
  6. Still better than a f***ing 100k+ Nissan...............
  7. Over the years ive often observed from a distance people who will eat in a posh restaurant dressed up to the nines,talking down to staff,engaging in " look how well im doing " conversations so anyone in earshot can be so impressed,picking holes in everything........................then leave and get into their crappy Ford Mondeo leaving everyone in the restaurant whispering about what a shower of c**ts they were. Its a way for them to " rise above " their usual level even if just for a short time before returning to the norm. Alternatively,a bunch of roughly spoken,slightly loud and aggre
  8. Lab

    Advice Please

    So is Christine.......he tries to hide it by putting up pictures of naked woman but really he yearns for the day that Micheal Barrymore phones him up for one of his lavish pool parties.....
  9. L200 no contest. Nissan pile of junk. If you do go and see that and you switch on the engine and you hear a "tick, tick, tick" then leave well alone. Absolute f***ing rubbish. The van will have its benefits, take it in a muddy field and your stuck. L200 for me..:-)
  10. Much does that cost per month Mark??? I'm £35 a month for two lurchers and a terrier, had 3 claims plus this one,£380, £390 & £750 plus this one @ £644, the premium may/probably will rise but even so it's worth it in the long run, Who you insured with? Tesco mate. It would be.....is that just tae piss aff BPR..... Pmsl
  11. Lab

    Advice Please

    Bitch not ready... Keep trying. Oh and I agree on banning Christine......:-) lol
  12. My preferred method is enter hand into trap, catch bird in quick time as not to prolong any pain or needless suffering, take bird in right hand clasping wings securely to body and WHALLOP right aff the side of the cage.
  13. Don't have many magpies in this area but plenty crows. Caught many in the Larsen but I never kept the call bird more than a week. Oh and I never let the egg/ chick eating swine go either... Lol :laugh: Id kind of got attached to him after haveing him so long. He was an excellent call bird, and if i put another magpie in with it, it was dead in hour's. I just want him back in my trap and il be happy Marty. Do you have multiple birds in the same section mate.... If so, why?
  14. Don't have many magpies in this area but plenty crows. Caught many in the Larsen but I never kept the call bird more than a week. Oh and I never let the egg/ chick eating swine go either... Lol
  15. Had some nice walks from Leslie to Lomond HillsThats another great walk, on a nice day. Was up there the other week when we had a few days of good weather. Scot....there's one place he won't be visiting and that'll be Falkirk!! Why would you...? Lol
  16. As been said the key is moving it. You can catch regular then it just stops. You see birds around the cage, on it, on trees round it but they won't go in. Move it a short distance and there in that day.
  17. Right am sticking up for fife now... Lol Lots of lovely places to visit, great stretches of beach along the coast at St Andrews as well as extensive forestry walks. Not so much hill but if you've done that further north then it would be a nice change.
  18. Saying not dating. f***ing I phone. Bring on the slagging!!!!!!!
  19. aye could join you in that,,, seen as am laid up for the evening kills the time to be on this.... wed all be very quiet waiting on you to start a conversation... Oh I wouldn't worry about Roebuck mate. I think that was a lame attempt at humour. See he is from north of Dundee so only used to socialising with sheep and "chookters".......(basically a 'very' close nit community).......if you see what I'm dating....;-)Lol
  20. Well done..... Personnally I'd have put my studs through it... Lol
  21. When i had them in smaller pens i had 1 cock to 9 hens. It was a good ratio getting 8/9 eggs a day and good fertility. Your cock birds will be fine altogether. Well i say fine they will try everything to die.....but thats pheasants for you...
  22. Aye but when you've got more money than a "coo can shite" you tend not to worry about it,,,,,,, Nothing to do with money its about manners................if you have to scrutinise a bill you should of gone to Mcdonalds where the prices are on the wall !....If you dont like it dont go back............ Going to a brass is a service but you still have to pay the agreed price even if its shit..........you just dont go back....apparently Whats it got to do with manners? You go for a meal, you check the bill, if your happy you pay it....if its wrong you ask about it. If i went to Currys and b
  23. Aye but when you've got more money than a "coo can shite" you tend not to worry about it,,,,,,,
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