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  1. Lab

    Hgv Driver's

    I think Millet is talking about the carnage they can cause rather than the condition of the HGV's nowadays. But to be honest i'd rather drive on the roads full of HGV's than drive with these pricks in cars who have no confidence on the roads and just get in everyones way. Atleast ye know that behind the wheel in an HGV theres a decent driver.....usually... ...
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    Illogical

    Baw mate you're wrong...I blame the government and years of liberal elitism...30,40,50 years ago not having a job and being on benefits would have been a hard shift and being disabled basically meant you had to get on with things yourself...it would have been a no frills life.... The guy you're on about is a product of the system...nothing more...I like it as little as you do pal...but the old horse has bolted and to be honest there ain't no catching the fecker now...it's long gone... And the answer is...feck knows... I said this government mate, don't think you can just blame this
  3. I dont go on a specific section i just hit "View New Content"................otherwise i might miss something good. Luckily i get the odd pm if i have...........
  4. Lab

    Illogical

    Baw mate you're wrong...I blame the government and years of liberal elitism...30,40,50 years ago not having a job and being on benefits would have been a hard shift and being disabled basically meant you had to get on with things yourself...it would have been a no frills life.... The guy you're on about is a product of the system...nothing more...I like it as little as you do pal...but the old horse has bolted and to be honest there ain't no catching the fecker now...it's long gone... And the answer is...feck knows... So what did folk do before anti-depressants then mate? I know
  5. Lab

    Illogical

    Baw mate you're wrong...I blame the government and years of liberal elitism...30,40,50 years ago not having a job and being on benefits would have been a hard shift and being disabled basically meant you had to get on with things yourself...it would have been a no frills life.... The guy you're on about is a product of the system...nothing more...I like it as little as you do pal...but the old horse has bolted and to be honest there ain't no catching the fecker now...it's long gone... And the answer is...feck knows... So what did folk do before anti-depressants then mate? I know
  6. Lab

    Illogical

    Baw mate you're wrong...I blame the government and years of liberal elitism...30,40,50 years ago not having a job and being on benefits would have been a hard shift and being disabled basically meant you had to get on with things yourself...it would have been a no frills life.... The guy you're on about is a product of the system...nothing more...I like it as little as you do pal...but the old horse has bolted and to be honest there ain't no catching the fecker now...it's long gone... And the answer is...feck knows... So what did folk do before anti-depressants then mate? I know
  7. That combine is well modified by now i'll bet............lying in 65 bits at the scrappies...........
  8. Heard that Tornado went right up Aberdeen High street and caused £20 quids worth of damage...............
  9. Had the same happen to me when mines were pups, not as young as yours like......fecking Boxer grabbed a hold off it. If anything its made it a growler when other dogs(male) come to close to him.
  10. True.........f**k knows where they are. Nightmare when you see someone with them on and your thinking "Is that my pair ya c**t??".....
  11. I ordered straight of there website.....best gaiters i have had. There that good they have managed to walk off on there own................
  12. Think your right....Stigs your man.....
  13. Lab

    Own Up

    Probably Tarquin getting mixed up with riding the town bike.....
  14. Id look out for a Chesterfield type sofa mate...........
  15. Remember it well... Dancing away to it at the local youth club. Aff yer tits on wham bars and pola cola.... Ahahahahahahaha They were the days.... Lol
  16. them exploding balls are great, the look of horror on the blokes face, i'm pissing myself writing this nearly all the courses near me run along the Mersey, and one of the lads that plays with us is a right bad tempered little t**t and is forever changing his clubs blaming them for his bad shots so this day he drives off, hooks it straight in the Mersey so tees up his 3rd shot straight in the Mersey well I;m pissing myself like you do 5th shot off the tee yes straight in the Mersey so I says "its a tuff course this" well it sends him over the edge and he slings his brand new titleist dr
  17. Pmsl mate......Done the very same trick to my pal a good few years back. Gave him the ball, he teed it up and boom all this white shit covered the tee..I was rolling about the floor greetin.... Lol When I was younger trying to learn back spin I thought I had it sussed. We used to walk to the golf course and there was 2 parks with a main road going through it and some houses. Well I tried to crack it over the road and spin it on the other side. No luck I thinned it, hitting the kerb and rebounding through the nearest window. Cost me £36 pocket money that b*****d window...:-)
  18. Ok right mate I re read you post again and see what your saying.... Got a 'was' and 'wasn't' mixed up.... Lol Not really directed at you, it's just my observation on picking up over the last few years. I agree with your last post though. I've mentioned plenty times that picking up dogs are much different to trialling dogs. Both excel in what they are trained too do..:-)
  19. Ok scenario here......your standing at a drive, a cock bird falls 150 yards behind you in a large clump of bushes. You know it's a runner so you send the dog. Dog gets too bush and is working it when a cock bird breaks out to the right and runs to the nearest wood. The Keeper sees it but your dog refuses to take the line and you don't pick the bird. So do you think the keeper would be happy with you saying "couldn't have been that cock bird as my dog knows the difference between a pricked bird and a healthy bird!!"..... "Oh does it..... Must be a good dog that. Thanks for coming today, heres
  20. 3 hessian bags full here courtesy of the ones pat lickers.... Lol
  21. You'll never guess what the ginger one has been up to?? Been making strawberry f*****g jam while she paints his kitchen!!!!!!!! Talk about role reversal, he is the biggest fanny going You lying little virgin c**t....I made the jam last night... Lol
  22. 10.8 mate. As I say I wanted to improve but when they didn't allow me into the men's section I got totally pissed off. It was the difference between 6-8 tournaments and 20-25. Biggest reason I can't get my handicap down is I hit it a long way.... So when it's wrong it's way wrong.... Lol If I play regular my handicap should be nearer 8. I'm the type of player you want to partner at match play...;-)
  23. Farmer wants them gone and you want to draw them in..... Should be interesting..... Lol
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