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Lab

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  1. If someone was trying to kill me i'd rather they done it with a shotgun than a wee air rifle. Lets not pretend that all air rifle owners are John Wayne.
  2. Lab

    Man Hoards!!

    A car?????? Ffs you'd be lucky to get a bike in.......
  3. Had no bother getting it when i was skint now i'm in line for a decent income the flange will come flocking Considering where you job is the 'flange' will be 60 plus..............
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    Tour De France

    Ok i must admit ive never heard of that feeling....must be good and why folk enjoy it. I'll never know i'm not built for endurance.........
  5. Your face was a picture too when you realised it was a sperm bank.............
  6. Lab

    Tour De France

    But the Tour De France is pretty boring to me....no real excitement in it. Much like F1...hate it but i could watch rally cars all day......... The subtletys of bike racing are subtle and easilly missed, all about jibbing an opponent out of thier comfort zone (and thus creating a scenario where thier eating the gear out of thier kidney opposed to fat and thus will shortly after be rendered wankered-fait accompli/sometimes just because it's not being commented on does'nt mean it ain't happening). I used to think some cricketers could'nt run with them forever holding up play to to tap a
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    Mmmm?

    Canny find Fuchal?????................. Here: image.jpg Youve no chance of finding out what that is cause you canny see something right infront of your face..................."Canny see FUC-HAL"........Say it in Scottish ya Welsh plonker..........
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    Tour De France

    They might have real balls Labs but they've certainly not got real lungs. Had a couple of area champs out with us and was shocked to discover they were f****d after 50 miles of up-hill, to such an extent i felt embarassed with me oppo giving them loads relentlessly 'you're just a bunch of snide skiers you dont even turn crank round'. we did manage to get a sted head spewing halfway up holmes moss, he phoned his mrs to collect him...he thought he had strength, cost him a monkey to discover he did'nt. The 107 miler Cav won in 84 deg heat was accomplished by putting down somewhere between 440
  9. Lab

    Mmmm?

    Canny find Fuchal?????.................
  10. Your incessant attempts to get a rise out of the day walking men has become tedious now. When one tack fails, ie dogs v bitches ,[a thinly veiled attack on stud fees and a couple of dogs in particular,] you've come up with yet another sad thread. Baw, don't you live north of the border? What the f**k do you care about coursing ,do you ever do any? You used to be mildly amusing but now it's the same old song under various guises .Rather like your username which needs to be spelt differently as in" Bore" instead of " Baw". Sorry Pal, but you need to change the record, this
  11. Good on Tarquin for getting a job.............it might only be head fluffer at the local Brothel but its job...............atb.. Walshie.....................Promise to not tell anymore jokes and i'll think about it?..
  12. Lab

    Mmmm?

    Think i'll give that a read.............................possibly when i'm retired...
  13. Lab

    Man Hoards!!

    i have everything from a 1/5th scale spitfire, that i was going to fit an engine in many years ago to a half built British seagull boat engine ( i don't even own a boat) plus tools that i haven't got a clue what there for I think im in love someone else who hoards interesting crap... You are into bdsm right FFS Gem...Paulus thinks that bdsm is a branch of Ikea.............
  14. These single handed Red Stag dogs............did they bring them down or did the deer make a mistake a fall?
  15. Lab

    Tour De France

    feck in hell, when he went down that little track then back on the road, and fair speed as well class .! Dont know about him mate but my arse cheeks were clenched just watching..........
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    Man Hoards!!

    I'm the type where i save everything up, bits and bobs of allsorts. Then i go mad one day and throw everything out, usually when i cant find something. Then the next week guarenteed i'm needing something ive just binned............
  17. Lab

    Tour De France

    Canny stand it. Far more exciting watching the downhill mountain bike boys.....now they have real balls...........
  18. Well thanks alot rain, you couldny have just stayed away for another 2 weeks ya b*****d..:-(

    1. scothunter
    2. Lab

      Lab

      pricks....:-)

       

    3. PIL

      PIL

      Well you lads have cheered me up .love the banter on here .lol

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  19. Cheers.... To be fair that's centimetres...... Whats 2508? Your weight..... Naw that's the year his style comes into fashion. Lol
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    The Ice Man

    20 miles in 2 hours Ray, feck me how big and heavy were you then? Cheers, D. I think he missed out the bit where he was on a horse.... Lol
  21. Haha..... There's more folk going for the bevvy now..... Sure you don't want to bin this fishing mullarkey... Lol
  22. Snobs..... Lol To be fair mate I think your being a little naive into what goes on in the kc world. Your not always getting what you think your getting...:-)
  23. I just cant take it.....been up to the kennel and shot all the dogs, no point in having them now.
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