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  1. Who...the Lurchador?... He's jumped some fences mate.....5 bar gates the lot. I'm not talking jump up, feet on the gate stuff...he doesnt do that....it's leap straight over.... Done a few front flips, some twangs of wire but only ever been caught once but luckily i was right there.... Even jumped a deer fence once.... Well i say jumped he landed on top of it and done about 3 somersaults.. .....
  2. Forcing it over a 5 bar gate...? Leg break waiting to happen. I learn all my dogs to jump on a smaller gate which has rabbit netting on it so theres no possibility of them sticking a leg through and getting caught. Start small and work your way up.........
  3. She was aiming for the left so it was pish!!! ............Still alright for a 9 year old lassie..... Errr....9 year old lad? Thick as a plank you sir So it is.........well done Tarqs. I made a boo boo........
  4. She was aiming for the left so it was pish!!! ............Still alright for a 9 year old lassie.....
  5. To be fair if she was aiming for your right eye then its a f***ing cracking shot...........
  6. I'm no expert but i reckon when that goes in the water the weight of the car is going to sink it.....they've really not thought that through........
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    Careful Lab, he'll be moaning about you assassinating his good character with stuff like that.. that got to you malt, sorry pal lab ya fud, I've mastered it now, had 3 since 12, the last 2 were bang on Didn't get to me mate, I take very little off here too heart! That's good to know ya f*****g fat welsh sheep shagging cripple.... Atb :-)no probs, ya ginger skirt wearing big brother watching faggot! Ahahahahahaha love it!!!..:-)
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    Careful Lab, he'll be moaning about you assassinating his good character with stuff like that.. that got to you malt, sorry pal lab ya fud, I've mastered it now, had 3 since 12, the last 2 were bang on Didn't get to me mate, I take very little off here too heart! That's good to know ya f***ing fat welsh sheep shagging cripple.... Atb :-)
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    So boys and girls what have we learned today...... Although Baw is a witty wind up merchant he is a weak minded individual who can't roll a roll up to save his own life. He is also a big Jessie and scared to get a tattoo( that's me reading between the lines)...ahahahahahaha
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    No smoking in my jeep..... It's only 6 hours down. Have one before you leave and you'll enjoy the next one when we get there...:-)
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    Why do folk assume if you smoke, you don't want to. Lab, you. I suppose its like lab with his tats, I'd never get one and don't understand who would.Well luckily I can explain that for you......right shoulder is Celtic badge, unlike Stewie there's only one and every going to be one club that I love and follow. Left shoulder is my clan crest, bit of family history stamped on me and finally my chest piece that covers my f***ing skin graft that I hate so much. Stupid me for chucking tea about me as a youngster I suppose...;-)
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    It's a progress lab, need to do it in stages lol. I tried give up mate but I don't know a better way of smoking the weed lol. That's the killer. I don't think I'll ever give that up. Never used to smoke till I was strung out for a week. That was 20 years ago mind you Well that's one thing I never had you down as..... Weak!!!!.....:-)You ever smoked lab lol. I suppose you need to want to give it up. Problem with you none smokers is you think everyone who smokes does Nope...... Never have, never will. I'm so glad I never went down that route at school to be honest. The thing is I know for a fact
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    It's a progress lab, need to do it in stages lol. I tried give up mate but I don't know a better way of smoking the weed lol. That's the killer. I don't think I'll ever give that up. Never used to smoke till I was strung out for a week. That was 20 years ago mind you Well that's one thing I never had you down as..... Weak!!!!.....:-)You ever smoked lab lol. I suppose you need to want to give it up. Problem with you none smokers is you think everyone who smokes does Nope...... Never have, never will. I'm so glad I never went down that route at school to be honest. The thing is I know for a fac
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    It's a progress lab, need to do it in stages lol. I tried give up mate but I don't know a better way of smoking the weed lol. That's the killer. I don't think I'll ever give that up. Never used to smoke till I was strung out for a week. That was 20 years ago mind you Well that's one thing I never had you down as..... Weak!!!!.....:-)
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    What about..... Give up???
  16. Same rules as gas bottles I'd imagine.
  17. "A bit of topic"...... Nae shit!!! Lol
  18. Forgot to say I had my Bazooka with me...... Bye bye 4x4...:-)
  19. THEN U'D PROB END UP UNDER A 4x4 WITH UR GUN TOOK OFF YOU....So at what point do you run him over.. After he has SHOT you or before he SHOOTS you? Cause that's exactly what I'd do if someone was trying to shoot me....try and take there gun off them....NOT!!!!.... LolYEAH IF I WAZ POACHING WITH THE LADS AND SOMEONE SHOT ME OR ONE OF THEM#tried too kill us#THAT WHAT MOST WUD PROB DO,I know ude prop run home screaming sell ur dogs and hunting gear an never go again..hahahaha....Probably..... But I'd be happy that I'd shot you at least...... Lol
  20. Surely if that makes court you could sue for loss of work, waste of your time and stress?? Can that be done....:-)
  21. I can't see you poaching his land though mate........its always raining in Scotland. That's a point. Crosssing it off my list now. I wouldn't poach anywhere with a gun though. Ages ago I used to go for a wander with an air rifle......and then I read if you get caught you will get done for armed trespass, decided that's not really worth having on your record for the sake of a couple of pigeons That's the only way most people used to shoot round my old place when I was younger, shotguns and all! if you were caught the responses used to be: Oi, f**k off with that! Oi, what you doing
  22. THEN U'D PROB END UP UNDER A 4x4 WITH UR GUN TOOK OFF YOU.... So at what point do you run him over.. After he has SHOT you or before he SHOOTS you? Cause that's exactly what I'd do if someone was trying to shoot me....try and take there gun off them....NOT!!!!.... Lol
  23. What a poof..... Ahahahaha. Good stuff mate, I'll need to try the rhubarb..;-)
  24. I reported you too, god knows what happened... Lol
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