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Lab

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  1. Well if the "keeper" says its ok you want to put a nice mixture of kibbled maize and wheat and place them on the boundary and into areas where you will get a shot. Then maybe you can go for the keepers job next year when the position becomes available...:-)
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    Tea....lack Of

    Can see it now..."Scott did you check Mr and Mrs Ahmed's house for any leaks??" "Erm.... Yip!!"... Lol
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    Tea....lack Of

    You were in charge of the gas....ffs!!!! Classic. Surely this should be in the 'bullshit' thread.... Lol
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    Bullshitters!!!

    Or people that go on about how much they can drink then turn up at an organised charity event and wreck the cup because they were pissed on three pints of fosters ........ BULLSHIT .................... he does have a point there lab ) You b*****d..... Sticking up for that Sheep shagger!! Now that's bullshit!! Lol
  5. Exactly!!! Never hear of these revenge attacks much but I'm sure they happen.
  6. Of course it f***ing is, millions saw its. I think your just blind.... Lol
  7. Oh the camera does lie!!... Its amazing how this nonsense is allowed to be published. A few seasons ago i was picking up and the resident Sea Eagle swooped down on a Roe crossing the field.....for a split second i thought it was going to have a go but the deer done a couple of zigzags and the bird flew off. Was real nice to see anyway..........and the Eagle was close enough for the deer to shit a brick...
  8. f***ing top class......be couldnt wait to do that.....
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    Bullshitters!!!

    People who say there coming to organised charity events and then pull out at the last minute cause a 'job came up'...........Bullshit!!...
  10. I think RubyTex from the site is your man for the job mate. Lads dying to get into this industry................
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    Champix?

    To be fair that would work............ Bit drastic, though......................?! Or very committed.......?..
  12. Working in Edinburgh Zoo yesterday i seen loads of them and obviously they have very little fear of humans. I'm guessing they like to see them in there...
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    Champix?

    To be fair that would work............
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    Bullshitters!!!

    ....Lotus Tuned Proton..... yeah but still a Proton...
  15. Well after having a wee read of Robs thread it got me thinking about "The Bullshit Filter".....what i mean by that is some people seem to have a filter which takes all the bullshit and stores it in the brain under "Bullshit".....where others seem to store it under "Truth". So what obvious bullshit have you been told over the years that the person telling you it believes 100%?....... Heres one of mine.... I had a Proton Satria GTI for a while....nice car, great in the corners but was slow for an 1.8. Anyway i knew it could do about 120-125mph... ....Next thing this lassie gets one
  16. Imagine being in the same room as that person and having that conversation. Would you be able to control yourself or would you just come out and tell them there talking pish?.. normally I don't bother, but her views are so stupid I honestly don't think I could stop myself....and five minutes into the conversation I'd probably grab her by the dreadlocks and smash her head through the wall. Dreadlocks?.....She doesnt hug trees, love rabbits, eat vegetables and smoke copious amounts of cannabis does she....?..
  17. Oh after a few drinks then i would say it exactly like that mate....."PISH!!!". But i'd like to think i could try and debate it if i was sober but when its just pure and utter bollocks i would find it hard to take it seriously and possibly think they have mental issues?
  18. Imagine being in the same room as that person and having that conversation. Would you be able to control yourself or would you just come out and tell them there talking pish?..
  19. Time to clear out your friends list........................f***ing destined for the Loony Bin that one......
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    Moochers

    It's a bit quieter now than it was a few years ago lab but you aint got the silly topics to siv through either, anything you read is half decent and when somebody's banned they can't just register another name and be back on with the way it works, this is a good forum but for every good guy it seems there's 5 arseholes. Doesn't seem to have a gundog section though does it mate so i'm kinda lost in what i can talk about? Aye yer right, it's a mans forum mate lol. It's awrite to have gundogs way terriers n lurchers, but if yeeve just got gundogs yer a Jessie lol. Ohhhhhhhhh its like that
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    Moochers

    It's a bit quieter now than it was a few years ago lab but you aint got the silly topics to siv through either, anything you read is half decent and when somebody's banned they can't just register another name and be back on with the way it works, this is a good forum but for every good guy it seems there's 5 arseholes. Doesn't seem to have a gundog section though does it mate so i'm kinda lost in what i can talk about?
  22. So what your saying is the keeper was thinking "Not having that bloody thing in the beating line?"........... Only kidding mate, glad the dog did you proud. Obviously you were panicking for nothing. You really shouldn't worry when you have the 'king' of dogs.....
  23. I've seen a mouse kill a cat before .........Ive seen this one slap a Lion around before f*****g it!!!
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