bobcullen79

I phoned the police last night to say there was someone breaking into and stealing from my shed, to which they replied, Im sorry, theres no one in the area someone will be there as soon as possible. So I rang back a minute later and said not to worry, Ive just shot both of them. Within minutes there was 3 cars, 2 vans and a helicopter. One copper said, I thought you said you shot them, and I said, I thought there was no one in the area....