mad al

Isn't every Friday a Good Friday?

Is Spiderman a web designer?

two blondes driving to Disneyland came to a road sign "Disneyland Left" so they burst into tears and drove back home.

Then there was the butterfly that was seen leaving a tattoo shop with a tattoo of a whore on it's back

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it comes on your face!

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

I just finished watching a Muslim-gangster film. It was called 'Scarfface'.

one fella asks another what the difference is between his woman and a walrus.................one has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus!

My dream job of driving trucks in Australia turned into a nightmare when I broke down in the outback hundreds of miles from civilisation. After three days the water ran out and started drinking my own urine. After another three days I could no longer recycle my piss and realised I was out of options and had to accept the inevitable. So I opened some of the Fosters I was delivering.

A welsh bloke is having a driving lesson when the instructor says, "Can you make a U-turn?" The Taffy replies, "Make a ewe turn? I can make its f*****g eyes water!"

that's good, all well too.

lo you!!! x

great 100% genuine fella.

Genuine guy, good to deal with.

what a talent, fantastic.

top fella.

A real lady, 100% genuine person and I'd recommend her to all.

an absolute top fella who walks the walk and a credit to any site.

Anther top man for our site!!!

An absolutely top fella, likes "Real Ale", need I say more????

A top fella whose work I can't praise enough.

A true gent who I consider to be one of the easiest, most honest, considerate members on our site.