To blend it with the other wanker/posers.
We call'em "Orvis Boys". The kind that show up on the river and looked like they just stepped out of the catalog.
Every friggin fishing gadget invented and sold hanging off their vests.
Make 15-20 false casts and the leader barely clears the tip guide.
Last weekend, me and my fishingbud were shooting trap. There were a couple guys all Realtree cammoed-out. I'm talking hat, shirt, belt, pants, boots, shotguns, etc...
Were probably wearing cammo thongs as well.
I was wearing my Chuck Norris t-shirt, so they knew not to f- with us.