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rob190364

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  1. chicken vindaloo....beer...lamp...more beer....bed....in that order

    1. artic

      artic

      Beer then lamping lololol

    2. rob190364

      rob190364

      Nah it'll be tomorrow when i'm squealing...should hold off tonight. if not i'll wipe my arse on the dog and then lob her in the river :)

    3. paulus

      paulus

      the wind well deffo be up with that mixture...lol

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  2. thanks :D he didnt mean you.......time ffs!!!.... what are you talking about you plonker, clearly I got the answer before everyone else
  3. i've heard your no oil painting either I wondered why every points when I'm walking past......I though it was because they remember when I was on blue peter in 1981! (I wonder how many people are old enough to know what I'm on about )
  4. TB and judge won't be happy you nicked their picture!
  5. on a similar note (but non hunting related), when I was at school I had a mate who had a GSD called Kissy.....WTF!
  6. Yes I agree, it's a major ball ache adding a post on my phone......and I've got nothing else to do when I'm on the karzee!! an app would be well handy.
  7. cos they're always eating chocolate bars?
  8. My mrs used to have a pet called Tilly, so when I got my dog when she was on holiday without telling her I thought by naming her after my mrs' old pet it would somehow soften the blow when she came home................it didn't Hob is fatty cos he's a lazy fat git, jill is ratty because she is a nasty little git. My fish don't have names because they're too pointless to deserve them
  9. i once got a single fish and a rump steak, wanted to eat the rump steak so i got the fishfolded it up and stuck it in my back pocket so i could eat the steak...... classic!!!!
  10. Bought a car on ebay.....from down south so had to take a train for 4 hours the next day to go and get it....and then picked the mrs up from work and made out I'd got it as a surprise....she wasn't convinced! pissed all over my fishing photos ruining the lot. ate raw burger...ate prawns that were a week out of date. puked on my pillow then slept on it so it was all dried in my hair the next day. got a curry but instead of waiting til i got home ate it with my fingers while walking back and arrived home covered in it.
  11. No! if what you're saying is right he should be booted off.........anyone who rips off other people needs bringing to everyones attention and banning. i dont want it left at that..i sent him a dvd believing it was the one he was looking for but it wasnt and because i didnt reply within his time limit he said i was trying to scam him..i sent him the dvd for FREE and he done the same for me..so how is that scamming him...and as for banning me from the site find out the facts before you try boot me off read what I put fella! IF my first impression is that he's a bit of a drama quee
  12. are you talking about the weasel now or rednecks foreplay? always give the missus a nip on the arse and then wrap my legs around her and hang on. you must have fookin long legs! not really shes only 5 ft ,2" OK, we now have the width....how tall is she?
  13. are you talking about the weasel now or rednecks foreplay? always give the missus a nip on the arse and then wrap my legs around her and hang on. you must have fookin long legs!
  14. No! if what you're saying is right he should be booted off.........anyone who rips off other people needs bringing to everyones attention and banning.
  15. are you talking about the weasel now or rednecks foreplay?
  16. what the hell are you having sex with??
  17. fooooookin hell!!!!! how is that even possible??
  18. just took my mrs to airfix indoor skydiving for her birthday.....fookin class! highly recommended!

    1. Malt

      Malt

      I had to google that Rob, did you mean 'airkix?' I thought you were on about those little plastic model planes at first! lol

    2. rob190364

      rob190364

      yes! doh...yeah airkix, doesn't look that good on the net but it looked brilliant when we actually went. Not for people scared of heights though, it's a good 25 ft drop below the net and then you can float up another 20 or 30 foot at least! I watched!!

  19. never mind my mother....that's me!
  20. my mums not been herself since she became justin in 1986!
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