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rob190364

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  1. most of these people aren't actually bothered about the actual cause, if there's chance for a protest they'll get involved......they should throw a shit load of job application forms over the fence, that'll soon get them scurrying!
  2. Stupid English c**t......Malt will get that no probs!!!.... i've just reported that comment :laugh: Judge, don't you know that typing gid wan saved lab a significant amount of time, it would have taking him ages to type good one! Oh heres another 'one'.... that's better....now that wasn't so difficult now was it
  3. Stupid English c**t......Malt will get that no probs!!!.... i've just reported that comment :laugh: Judge, don't you know that typing gid wan saved lab a significant amount of time, it would have taking him ages to type good one!
  4. I see what you're saying....but I can't get my head around why that second truck went over her, it could easily have gone round her, just plain f'ckin wierd!
  5. .....is it heteros or homos that go for these? they look like women so surely that wouldn't appeal to homos? and they have shlongs so shouldn't appeal to heteros (barring judge).....do the blokes that go for them do it because it's a taboo or what? If I went to Thailand I reckon I'd end up being one of the gormless ones that didn't realise it wasn't a bird until I'd gone too far up the marmite motorway to do a U Turn! I just can't get my head around the fact that's a bloke!
  6. Happy birthday Malt....have a bacon butty with a candle in it
  7. Red vest and Jimmy Sommerville haircut? no white t shirt and camo shorts.....wong chung is leading him to the red room!
  8. 20 seconds in.............Simo caught red handed!!!!!
  9. two doctors went on holiday to portugal............ only jesting
  10. just my input, and I've said this before......sure it probably does take a well bred GSD to be a top class guard dog, but 99.9% of people don't need a top class guard dog. They just need something that looks the part and barks, simple as that. Simo has said many times Dobermans are shit and most can't make good guard dogs, but I can guarantee that unless you've got a few hundred grands worth of jewellery in your house a burgular will not risk going into your house/yard if you've got any dog that's above average size that could potentially do you some pretty serious damage. My mastiff cro
  11. doesn't matter when you're just cockin about on a forum though does it
  12. f'ckin lucky she didn't have kids in the back, that's for sure!
  13. it reminded me of an incident with my ex wife. I had a car that'd been on the drive for 6 months without being used, so I decided to sell it but obviously needed to give it the once over first. It wouldn't start so I pushed it back down the road and told my wife to get in, ignition on, stick it in first and then come off the clutch when I bang on the roof......I pushed it, banged on the roof, she took her foot off, the car started and she proceeded to drive across two neighbours gardens and then finally brake and stall the car again. So I had to push it back across the neighbours gardens on
  14. it reminded me of an incident with my ex wife. I had a car that'd been on the drive for 6 months without being used, so I decided to sell it but obviously needed to give it the once over first. It wouldn't start so I pushed it back down the road and told my wife to get in, ignition on, stick it in first and then come off the clutch when I bang on the roof......I pushed it, banged on the roof, she took her foot off, the car started and she proceeded to drive across two neighbours gardens and then finally brake and stall the car again. So I had to push it back across the neighbours gardens on
  15. it reminded me of an incident with my ex wife. I had a car that'd been on the drive for 6 months without being used, so I decided to sell it but obviously needed to give it the once over first. It wouldn't start so I pushed it back down the road and told my wife to get in, ignition on, stick it in first and then come off the clutch when I bang on the roof......I pushed it, banged on the roof, she took her foot off, the car started and she proceeded to drive across two neighbours gardens and then finally brake and stall the car again. So I had to push it back across the neighbours gardens on
  16. Without doubt its your fault !.......To get that much detail on the situation you could of quite easily shouted out to get the handbrake on as it became clear the car was going for a nosedive..........hope you got fully comp insurance,infact id fully expect plod to be on your doorstep by the morning im sure someone would of taken your number plate I could have shouted maybe....but I was too busy trying to find the video camera on my samsung galaxy s, didn't make it in time though
  17. she looks like a cross between paula abdul and the crazy frog!
  18. it reminded me of an incident with my ex wife. I had a car that'd been on the drive for 6 months without being used, so I decided to sell it but obviously needed to give it the once over first. It wouldn't start so I pushed it back down the road and told my wife to get in, ignition on, stick it in first and then come off the clutch when I bang on the roof......I pushed it, banged on the roof, she took her foot off, the car started and she proceeded to drive across two neighbours gardens and then finally brake and stall the car again. So I had to push it back across the neighbours gardens on
  19. I can't believe what I've just seen!!!!!! what the f'ckin hell is that all about???????? both truck drivers should be done for attempted murder!
  20. decided to take my ferret and dog out for an hour tonight and on my way there I get stuck in traffic...as I slowly move forwards I see a silver peugeot 406 half way across the road, some bird had been pulling out of a junction and must have run out of petrol or something because the car was across the road, not blocking the traffic because it was a wide road, but still in the way. A bloke in a van stopped to help...........man I bet he wishes he hadn't!!!! the car is positioned about 20 meters away from the bridge going over the motorway, so it's on a hill but it's facing slightly down the h
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